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Trustless auctions on #Bitcoin are here! ⚡️

Satoshi’s Auction House lets you sell goods and get paid without ever taking custody of user funds.

To celebrate, we’re auctioning a 1-year Alby Hub Cloud subscription incl. a Lightning channel.

Bid now and get a Xmas present! 🎁👇

https://satoshisauction.house/listings/033973b6-b06e-4090-811d-5d28ca62113d

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Satoshi’s Auction House uses HOLD invoices to enable conditional payment logic and trust-minimized escrow all built directly on Bitcoin.

Learn how it works. 👇

https://getalby.com/blog/build-conditional-payment-logic-into-your-app

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The app removes trust in the buyer and uses #Nostr for accounts, adding transparency for the seller.

And instead of seeing the HOLD-invoice timeout as a limitation, it embraces the fun: fast bidding — just like a real-world auction.

Perfect for livestreams, conferences, meetups and more.

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The winner will be announced at the end of our Community Call, 3–4 PM CET.

Join and listen in:

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What is this, eBay for Sats?!? Seriously, am I understanding this correctly? Because that is very intriguing.

I believe the proper term is “screed”. Additionally, who pissed I’m homeboy’s wheats?

nostr:npub10hpcheepez0fl5uz6yj4taz659l0ag7gn6gnpjquxg84kn6yqeksxkdxkr is Cloudflare impacting your service login? Seems I was booted out of everything.

Can you clarify how you mean all crypto mining is useless activity? Do you lump bitcoin in with crypto? Help me understand your context for that premise.

It seems to be working fine, but I don’t seem to be able to pull up fingerprints as I can on iPhone to mark as verified. Otherwise giddy-up!

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The year is 1215.

England under King John is marked by heavy taxation, failed military campaigns (notably in France), and disputes with the church.

The elites are discontent.

The barons with military followings and independent wealth saw the kings arbitrary taxation and justice as threats to their autonomy and property.

The barons rebel, occupy London, and force King John to negotiate.

Due to this pressure King John relents and the Magna Carta is signed at Runnymede in June.

Core clauses:

1. No taxation without the consent of the barons.

2. Due process rights for the aristocracy.

3. Limits on arbitrary imprisonment.

4. Protection of the church from royal interference.

Now let’s run it back turbo.

The year is 2025.

The American state holds the legal monopoly on money issuance, taxation, and regulation. Faces growing strain from debt, inflation pressures, social upheaval and geopolitical costs.

An ascendant elite is discontent.

A concentrated group of early adopters, miners, whales, and infrastructure builders who control large reserves of btc. Possess ideological cohesion and can marshall significant technological capacity and economic influence.

A crisis (financial panic, debt rollover failure, or runaway inflation) forces the state to deal.

Bitcoiners, like the barons, leverage their position of strength and control over a large, mobile pool of wealth, plus the option to exit into a parallel system to demand concessions.

As the sovereign debt crisis rages a Bitcoin carta is signed.

Core clauses:

1. Legal recognition of self-custody rights

2. Tax clarity or exemptions for certain transactions

3. Guarantees on privacy for non-custodial use

4. Limits on capital controls for BTC holders

Like the Magna Carta before it this treaty sets legal, societal and historical precedent for the better part of a millennium.

Game. Blouses.

This is the fucking mindset we need.

This hits way harder here.

So they are taking a hit that, in part, benefits the rest of us. Or at least avoids a worse global outcome. I mean, I guess that’s at least a cherry on top of the shit sundae they got served.

You don’t need to sell your chairs, car, and wife to stack. Chill the fuck out, cut the absolute bullshit, enjoy the occasional bullshit because it’s fun, live well and save the balance in bitcoin. Accumulating bitcoin doesn’t matter. Living a full, happy life matters. Bitcoin is just one tool. I mean, it’s a really good fucking tool and you should learn to use that tool very, very well to get ahead, but otherwise let’s just chill.