Trustless auctions on #Bitcoin are here! ⚡️
Satoshi’s Auction House lets you sell goods and get paid without ever taking custody of user funds.
To celebrate, we’re auctioning a 1-year Alby Hub Cloud subscription incl. a Lightning channel.
Bid now and get a Xmas present! 🎁👇
https://satoshisauction.house/listings/033973b6-b06e-4090-811d-5d28ca62113d
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Satoshi’s Auction House uses HOLD invoices to enable conditional payment logic and trust-minimized escrow all built directly on Bitcoin.
Learn how it works. 👇
https://getalby.com/blog/build-conditional-payment-logic-into-your-app
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The app removes trust in the buyer and uses #Nostr for accounts, adding transparency for the seller.
And instead of seeing the HOLD-invoice timeout as a limitation, it embraces the fun: fast bidding — just like a real-world auction.
Perfect for livestreams, conferences, meetups and more.
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The winner will be announced at the end of our Community Call, 3–4 PM CET.
Join and listen in:
What is this, eBay for Sats?!? Seriously, am I understanding this correctly? Because that is very intriguing.
I believe the proper term is “screed”. Additionally, who pissed I’m homeboy’s wheats?
nostr:npub10hpcheepez0fl5uz6yj4taz659l0ag7gn6gnpjquxg84kn6yqeksxkdxkr is Cloudflare impacting your service login? Seems I was booted out of everything.
⚡️🎮 NEW - Black Ops 7 Campaign
What do you think ? 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/aa5c434de93b873661bd61bd8f9169ecadcf7372d151b0bd22c5f8d17043c4de.mp4
lol, wut
⚡️💬 NEW - Rumble to launch Bitcoin tipping feature for its 51 million users.
https://blossom.primal.net/f0df75ee680f0ba208edcd71911966880d04d6f43f1653099178b02f66caded5.mp4
The rumble always follows the zap.
Deodorant?!?!
On the wrong side of a lot of things with move like that.
Got you. Cool. Totally makes sense. I had a feeling you didn’t mean that mining was useless given the fact that you were on Nostr, talking about this stuff. We tend to be the people who know it’s not useless.
Figured it might be good to assume the best instead of unloading both barrels😜
Cheers!
Can you clarify how you mean all crypto mining is useless activity? Do you lump bitcoin in with crypto? Help me understand your context for that premise.
ok nostr, let's try again!
nostr-only pre-release of bitchat android with geohash chat
https://github.com/permissionlesstech/bitchat-android/releases/tag/1.0.0-rc1

It seems to be working fine, but I don’t seem to be able to pull up fingerprints as I can on iPhone to mark as verified. Otherwise giddy-up!
No. Bad Cameri. Should smack you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Meanwhile over on graphene and zapstore.

This hits way harder here.

What I am hearing is Bitcoin people are people who never grew up. Checks out.
So they are taking a hit that, in part, benefits the rest of us. Or at least avoids a worse global outcome. I mean, I guess that’s at least a cherry on top of the shit sundae they got served.
You don’t need to sell your chairs, car, and wife to stack. Chill the fuck out, cut the absolute bullshit, enjoy the occasional bullshit because it’s fun, live well and save the balance in bitcoin. Accumulating bitcoin doesn’t matter. Living a full, happy life matters. Bitcoin is just one tool. I mean, it’s a really good fucking tool and you should learn to use that tool very, very well to get ahead, but otherwise let’s just chill.





