My friends: “what’s your price to sell some of your #bitcoin?”
Me: “idk maybe I’ll SPEND some sats when 30% of the world’s central banks hold #bitcoin as a treasury asset…or you know, whenever I get around to visiting El Salvador. Whichever comes first” 🤷♂️
There is always more compute…this guy is so up his own ass.
We don’t need UBI where we’re going, we need Universal compute per Sam Altman.. https://v.nostr.build/Q7gRJ.mp4
Altman LARPING Satoshi, dude wants to be so important he’s created a fantasy for himself.
Glad I spend 3 weeks collecting drips of testnet3 from a faucet so I could orange pill some people by letting them send some practice transaction on the testnet for it to all be made pointless.
nostr:npub1gu47n7fxfm4py48jktmu6tdqcvva4e87fntynuzzf62zxnw2e7tsc6907g and nostr:npub13tm98cj56xvugywflf89c4d3cp23h5wdegm2rjdz32npkzysetkskynkcs took my
lightninginity this weekend. It was a special moment ☺️
I made my first every #bitcoin lightning transaction from my personal lightning node to buy some nostr:npub1vzjukpr2vrxqg2m9q3a996gpzx8qktg82vnl9jlxp7a9yawnwxfsqnx9gc merch. Gotta support our content creators.
Keep spreading that orange signal guys! I’ll see you later today on YouTube.
P.S. nostr:npub13tm98cj56xvugywflf89c4d3cp23h5wdegm2rjdz32npkzysetkskynkcs when are you finally gonna Chrissy about us?! I’m sick of just being a side piece.
Just did my first #bitcoin coinjoin using Jam. Shout out to nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 who be out here doing satoshi’s good work by teaching people how to use these tool.
*hands five dollars to cashier*
Cashier *speaking into hidden microphone up sleeve* “we gottem”
*feds swarm in*
Fed: “sir you’re under arrest for being an illegal money transmitter, you’ve moved money from one person to another without going through us”
Serious question, what level of antagonism against #bitcoin would you have to see in the United States to say “yup, I’m out.”
Well, I’ve been meaning to switch over to bisq anyway. So I appreciate the reminder why I need to.
Dinner with the gov’t
Me: “dang, that was delicious.”
Gov’t: *Buurrp* right?!
Me: *pulls out wallet*
Gov’t : “yo fam, I forgot mine. Could you get me this time?”
Me: “ idk, are you actually gonna pay me back? Or are you just gonna print a whole bunch more in your mom’s basement once you get home?”
Gov’t *glances around evasively, sweat begins to bead on their forehead* “you can have full faith and confidence that I’ll pay you back. Promise”
Me: “excuse me waiter, we’ll be splitting the check.” *points across table* “Btw don’t let them leave til they work off the meal. Dude is broke.”
Gov’t: “WHAT?! you’d just abandon me?! So much for being a patriot!”
Me: “Dude stfu, you just got paid on the 15th. How are you already broke? This is on you. GL.”
#bitcoin #useconomy