GM 🌞 the gardening calendar I designed for yall has arrived! And I love it! 🥰 It’s available for zones 3-10 — you can find the listing at the top of gardenvarietyblog.com 🌻😎 #2025 #garden #calendar
Happy almost Friday my people 
Conversations with my husband:
Me: You hear they brought accusations against Jay-Z today?
Him: No but why are all these music folks involved in all this crime??
Me: it’s all about the blackmail…
Him: what?
Me: it’s all about the blackmail… you know if you get people to do bad enough stuff then you can control what they say through blackmail…
Him: OOOOH I THOUGHT YOU SAID BLACK MALE…
Me: …
And yeah I will prob use a VPN but most folks don’t even know how to spell that so it could become a ghost town pretty quick
No they want to ban it from US app stores and have all ISPs block it. Bunch of jerks lol
Most years I make some kind of sentimental group gift for my family, like matching ornaments. Well, this year they’re getting not-so-sentimental fridge magnets 🤣😈 Tis the season to be a menace. https://video.nostr.build/b33f9edd47bcc5ea6d983c13ac6b4f29966f31653e47262e1398899662ef9855.mp4
Me at Christmas dinner yelling “you get a meme! And you get a meme!” 🤣
Most years I make some kind of sentimental group gift for my family, like matching ornaments. Well, this year they’re getting not-so-sentimental fridge magnets 🤣😈 Tis the season to be a menace. https://video.nostr.build/b33f9edd47bcc5ea6d983c13ac6b4f29966f31653e47262e1398899662ef9855.mp4
I put quotes around that but it’s clearly a paraphrase… just had to make a disclaimer before the grammar police show up 🤣🤙
GM ☕️ Yesterday the DC Court said “yes the #tiktokban violates free speech BUT it’s not unconstitutional bc National Security trumps first amendment”. So the ban is set to go forward as of Jan 19. There is a special provision that would allow Biden to delay the ban, but I highly doubt he’ll use it especially now that the election is over. That being said, I would laugh SO LOUD if Truth Social strikes a deal with ByteDance and prevents the ban that way. I’m not making a moral argument for this outcome, but it is certainly a possible outcome… and certainly one that would make me laugh on a troll level. I’m a menace. 😈
Heh heh heh. Nothing like poking the hornets on TikTok and then just turning off notifications and walking away. 😈 virtual mic dropped em. Now to finish enjoying my Friday. Cheers!
The castle especially makes this vibe complete 
🥹🥰🙏 thank you. Have a great day yourself!
GM ☃️ Sent out an email to my blog subscribers this morning, but just wanted to take a second to appreciate my new logo 🤣 #gardenvarietyjess #gardening #2025calendar 
GE 🌅🌃 just a little update on the year-round gardening calendars: zones 3-10 are all up in the shop! 😎🪴📆 Hot off the presses for 2025: https://gardenvarietymarket.etsy.com
#gardeners #gardening #gardenstr #flowwerstr #garden
GM again 😇 wanna see 3 years of growth? Same window for scale 😆 she’s really putting the “monster” in monstera! 🪴 #houseplants #monstera #plantstr 
GM 😎 Wanna know the most annoying thing about TikTok? The people with private accounts who only appear during the middle of the night to argue about some tiny detail using multiple comments that are capped at 150 characters and do not stay in order! That is annoying AF. Don’t be that person. Lol
GM 🪴 HT - full disclosure: I illustrate way too slow, so the 2025 #GardenVariety Calendar I designed had to become a minimalist first edition. 😅 But she’s done and published for Zones 6-9 so far. I’ll be publishing the rest of the zones this weekend. If you want to check them out, they’re in my Etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GardenVarietyMarket
#gardenvarietyjess #gardenvarietyblog #gardenvarietymarket
I will be using my illustrations that are already done for different products too so stay tuned 😎