In other news, people in 25 states have now gotten my gardening calendar from my blog. 😍 I realize 35-ish sales is small fry, but it’s pretty cool that a little something I made exists in half the states of the US now. I’ll take my wins where I can get them, thank you. 😁
Oh I get them on instagram and tiktok and got them on twitter before I left there to the tune of about a dozen a month. Not so much here. It used to make me feel weird like I was somehow attracting that kind of attention purposefully, but then I read Joe Dispenza’s work on how women who spend significant time alone learn to meet their own emotional needs and become strangely magnetic and I was like: oooooh ok 😬
But I actually do read my DMs and respond to decent folks who aren’t trying to hit on me or give me money 😆
Lol I’m not sure what those terms mean, but I have a rule that I never answer a DM of someone with two “first names” instead of first-name + surname (because I assume they are an unsophisticated alias of some kind), and I get a ton of them. I read them out to my brother one day and he was stunned. 😆 sometimes I wonder how many are scammers and how many are feds 🤣
In your defense Brandon (if you’re out there) your message did make me laugh.
One day I might open an art exhibit and fill it full of texts between me and my bestie where we are roasting men who send me unsolicited DMs. Example provided so you can let me know if you’d at least visit the showing. 😆 The DM for today was a guy named Brandon who said “What do you do in your free time besides looking this good?” 🤣 Don’t worry - I don’t actually send back our replies because that would be bullying. Ha. 
Sometimes I write jokes that I probably won’t ever deliver because while I am a clown, I am not a comedian per se. Today’s little bit is about how as a European American, even my salsa dancing is mild. Perhaps if we created a category called Béchamel dancing, I’d be on par. 😆💃
We can even call it “Make Airports Great Again” if that’s what it takes. 😄 nostr:note1yulngva3pr3ctmwdrtdkrwqwa5uwtfmsx37fc6l4993aa92asn7qmmchqq
Maybe that would help our overall fitness 😆
I make a motion that “outdoor relaxation areas” with ash trays be placed on the rooftop of every airport. Would be very easy to monitor for security as there could be restricted access from the outside. Where do I submit my formal request to the Donald? ✈️ 🚬
Go ahead… ask a smoker in an airport if this is a free country. 😆
Mi marido y su familia hablan español, así que para mí era importante aprenderlo. 😇
If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to speak every language. My Spanish is so close to fluency, but damn I’ve had to work hard to get here haha.
That’s what I figured because it was sweeter than corn-made moonshine - she described the distilling process to me like how moonshine is made - basically like bootlegging rum? Haha
Yes! That’s what she called it first. Is it made of corn too?
We are in Puerto Rico for my sister-in-law’s wedding, and they broke out a bottle of moonshine, and my mother in law said “Oh Jessi this is what you call MOONSHADOW!” 🤣 FTR I’m calling it that from now on yall.
It’s me. I like me. 😄 I am married but I bought this myself to have a yellow gold set.
Just realized my new nail color reminds me of bitcoin 😎 