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Jessica Chasteen
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Hillbilly Hope Dealer Born of Royalty 👑 & Heresy 🕊️ @Garden_Variety_Jess #GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️ #GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚

🫡 it’s not in my nature to be a betrayer. I’m entirely too truthful (which has gotten me in hot water once or twice but here we are.) 😂

I mean, it’s adorable. 😅 It’d be nice to have someone bring me tea and volunteer to help me with my endless garden projects. 😅 my husband just ain’t gonna. Haha. He is the black cat personality

God knew that if he gave me a golden retriever husband I would not be powerful enough. Lol

GM 😎 I love a good mystery. Lol. Like right now there’s a particular account who is very supportive of my work on TikTok, but I have no idea who they are. They aren’t in my “suggested accounts” from my contacts, but from the look of their following list, they’re certainly male. Haha. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gotta put on my detective cap.

Replying to Avatar Broletariat

You can see my logic 🤣

GM 🌞 funny story for your Monday - my brother and I are about 18 months apart, and one time when we were kids, little bro got his head stuck in the railing of the stairs. So 4 year old me thought what would Buggs Bunny do? 🤔 Grease his little bald Elmer Fudd head up and get him out, that’s what! The parentals caught on as soon as little me strolled passed them with the butter tub like “nothing to see here” 🧈🤣

Ahhh I love being a prophet 🤣🛸👽 I’ll take a flying car as payment for emotional damages from having to deal with all manner of haters on this issue for the last year, thank you very much! Read it and weep NONBELIEVERS!! 🤣

https://www.ft.com/content/7b83f0f5-4d03-40c4-b79d-36cc4e247d54

Trump has signed executive orders to declassify, and Luna has been made chair of the declassification task force so very seriously. It’s happening at last!!

Replying to Avatar HoloKat

Who?

Anna Luna - she’s a United States Congress member from Florida

GM 🤩 ICYMI Anna Luna held a press conference yesterday, and said she’s leading the way on declassifying and exposing the big federal secrets from JFK, RFK, and MLK to UAPs and USOs to 9/11 to COVID. When I tell you conspiracy tiktokers have their popcorn ready yall! 🍿 What a time to be alive.

I’ve never once been on a dating app because tbh I am directionally challenged when it comes to left and right, and I’m terrified I would swipe the wrong way. 😆 also I’m married. But from what I’ve observed, dating is difficult right now. Connection and gratification have seem to become conflated.