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I haven’t been on a dating app in years, but from what I remember, I sipe left when:

1. Profile says “I live life to the fullest” or comes from “school of hard knocks.” I think 1/3 profiles I’ve seen have that verbiage. It’s like, “Dam 🦫, they’re all living it up and go to the same school?” 😂

2. I can’t see their eyes in any picture.

3. They’ve taken a picture with a tiger. Again, like 1/3 profiles I’ve seen have that. Maybe the same tiger. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thank you, #[1]​!! Legend!! 🥹🙏

Who needs a good ol’ Friday zap?

Fixed and based. 😂