There's a real investigation into who keeps playing the smoke detector beeps when Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks.
The pesto turned out great. Basil and garlic I grew, sun dried tomatoes I made, parm, pine nuts, salt, pepper, olive oil. BAM!
Stripping leaves from my basil to make a pesto.
People on the right engaging in purity tests are closet wokes.
My son is only seeing this Angry Birds movie for the second time and he's standing here acting it out pretty closely. Tons of dialogue too. It's wild. He can't talk so it's more like singing the tones of the voices in approximate rhythm.
An Independent Thinker’s Guide To Woke Hive Collapse:
The real Morgan Freeman in interviews has loudly rejected the woke bullshit.
Yeah the blue checks are fuckin dumb
#Palantir isn’t just tracking you. They're studying you, predicting who you may become and what you may do in the future.
Elizabeth Warren fell on her ass on the Senate floor because that peace pipe hit a little too hard.
I know.
ONLY SETTLE FOR DEEP STATE ARRESTS.
Reject headlines.
I don't need a family doctor for it. That's my point. He's a weight loss drug salesman basically. If your weight is above normal he'll naturally sell you drugs. What a scam.
People are encouraged to openly speak this way because of a woke leftist cult who believes you are responsible for things that occurred before you were even born. They believe that retribution is needed to pay for the sins of generations before you.
It's a false religion.
If part of your religious practice is sucking baby dicks then you should probably reevaluate.
I have to find a new family doctor.
Mine looked me in the eyes and without cracking up said "it may surprise you to hear that diet and exercise are no longer considered an effective method for weight loss."
Think of the precedent being sent by rogue elements of the intelligence community and elites going unpunished for the Russiagate Hoax?
If no one is prosecuted for the Russiagate hoaxes then it should imply crime is legal.
Have you noticed corporations are purposely triggering libs in ads because they realize it's funny and profitable?
“Free speech has NOT been abolished in the UK. And we’ll jail anyone who says it has been.”
End the Fed
I'm so tired of hearing about a roaring economy while experiencing a cost of living that stays the same.
Parenting a child with autism is like playing chess with someone who eats the pieces and then demands to be declared the winner.
Parenting a child with autism is like taking care of a raccoon that figured out how to unlock the iPad and now controls the TV with emotional blackmail.
Parenting a child with autism is like sharing your life with a sound engineer who insists on testing the echo in every room by yelling “BUTT” at full volume.
Dashed across the back yard to chain my son's trampoline to a pole.
I think I would love a job remotely teaching conversational English to Asian learners. I've heard of people having these jobs just video chatting with learners and you get paid as a tutor. I wonder if that's a real thing. To me, there's no reason someone couldn't do it as a freelance tutor.
A MONSTER 👾 earthquake just hit the coast of Russia.
I totally agree. I'm way too non-confrontational sometimes. Apparently some landlords screw the windows shut while a property is vacant to discourage break ins and squatters. Bad druggie area. We just never worried about it because well, central air. I didn't realize until today how dangerous it is. Bad dad. I thought of every safety issue but that. It's insane. I guess maybe I figured if there's a fire I'm throwing some shit through that window. But yeah, all of them open now. Some were simply painted shut and I had to run a blade along the seams. I learned from it. It definitely broke three specific rental codes for our town. We have a portable a/c for the night and the sun is going down. The repair guy didn't make it over today. Hopefully tomorrow. Our heat index was 112 today and we had a warning. Tomorrow is the last hot day and then the rest of the week a high around 75-80. We got this! 😰
We're just getting aggressively hugged by the sun. That's all.
Ashes Of The Architect:
I met a man who spoke of ruins.
Not walls nor cities but the quiet wreckage of men’s designs.
He said: they gave the beast a leash, thinking it would not turn.
They forged its iron heart to devour their enemies.
It came and went as they wished, first a whisper and then a roar,
and it swallowed all that stood before it.
They watched from their high places, proud,
blind to the blood creeping closer, staining their marble floors.
When the towers cracked, their laughter broke.
Power is no servant.
The hand that builds the gallows
will hang there too.
Years passed, the wind wore it down.
The victors fell. The throne shifted.
And there the beast stood again, untethered and unasked,
in new hands but with the same hunger.
The man said, his voice a scar,
I have witnessed it turn on those who loosed it.
I have heard them beg mercy from their own creation.
And in the wastes where their works had been,
I found a stone half-buried in the dust.
Etched upon it:
The blade you sharpen will cut you too. The flame forgets the spark.
A crumbling structure spares no architect.
I knelt there, tracing the words with trembling fingers.
The land was empty, and the silence hung there
like a weight that could never be moved.
Very helpful. 🤘
#American media when a beautiful white woman appears in ad advertisement.
#sydneysweeney #NBC #americaneagle
Buy #Bitcoin and ignore the news with me.
That #TeaApp really was vibe coded by #chatgpt and not double checked by humans. Now the chats are all leaking. A cascading calamity.
Theoretically and just for conversation, a Bluetooth jammer is plausible. You have to build a device that basically sends out thousands of device pairing requests in pulses. Sorta like a ddos attack but pairing requests. You'd need quite the heat sink though because that much 2.4 Ghz signal gets hot, and a powerful SDR rig. Bluetooth uses hopping spread spectrum which jumps between 79 channels. Extremely illegal though so definitely don't do it.
so to summarize:
gay men buy baby boy
some people express concern for safety of baby boy
"stfu homophobes!!! they are good dads you bigots!!!!!"
fast forward 24 hours
one of them is confirmed to be a sex offender
I'm going to use this thing to rant into the void and see what happens.