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Lightning saved Bitcoin.

You can't actually block other nostr users from being able to see your notes.

Which means thin-skinned bullshitters can't prevent being dunked upon and exposed.

Me waiting for #[0] to work again

ChatGPT's are the definition of psychopath's!

proof me wrong

7,777 sats to whoever can guess what my first MySpace profile song was⚡️🥳

Every sat in my mind is already worth $1, so nothing seemed worth spending. Ever. Until Nostr zaps. Having fun getting poor⚡

So 500 fellow Nostr plebs are about to follow my notes and other stuff transmitted over relays..

I’m doing my best to keep my promise of giving back to the community and promoting the *legacy* Lightning invoice movement alive, but, to be honest, I now start realising that I didn’t think this through very well and not sure how long this Sats ⚡️ Rollercoaster 🎢 can keep running..

Nevertheless please feel free to drop your 5000 sat invoices below 👇 and I’ll do my best to pay no more than 21 of them 😅 — #[0] is loaded for another round of lightning fast transactions ⚡️

Don’t forget to follow me for eye opening #Bitcoin notes, #Nostr stuff and a fair amount of shitposting..

At the same time if you are more into some more useful stuff, like Bitcoin & Nostr history and upcoming events, check out my project 🗓️ #[3]

Haha I’ve sent you some before, gonna spread the love mister

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First person to post a LN for 85 sats gets the pot.

Paid sir

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Who wants some sats? Post an invoice

I have 800 to give out.

pura vida, stay humble and stack sats 🤙