higher == worst

Wake, Stretch, Follow #Plebchain

My anxiety is turned way the fuck up to 11 and it’s preventing me from sleeping. Send good vibes, plz. A curse on my enemies is also welcome.

¡PV! 💜🤙

Heading to Costa Rica for #[0]?

Is anyone else on a 21 ⚡standard?

⚡️Zap Contest⚡️

1.) Share/Boost/Repost 🧡💜

2.) Post your favorite picture from your gallery!

⚡️5 photos will be zapped 1,111 Sats ⚡️

(Don't forget to share the post and follow me for notifications of future contests!)

Time is ticking!! I will be checking back in 30 minutes!! ⏲️

Zap deez nuts.

Who wants to have a beer with me?

Sats to everyone who comments 'cheers!' or something positive to this post!

See you in Valhalla!

When they say "reduce, reuse, recycle", they were talking about the memes I stole from you...

Salami!

PPS: At 4PM I'm having my one meal a day at Picanha Brazilian Steakhouse down the street from Fergie's. Join me if you're around or don't - I'm fine eating alone. 😂

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Had way more luck routing payments that net me a fee when I started opening channels greater than 3M.

I spend less time/fees rebalancing and more time searching for the right next 5M channel to open to increase hubness and hopness

Lightning Tip: if you’re building a routing node, don’t open channels that are below the size of 2M sats.

If you have the choice of opening four 2M channels or one 8M channel. Open the single channel.

I 🧡 my Buttcorn sticker covered laptop

We don’t need sidechains, spacechains, or any of that nonsense on bitcoin.

Nostr is the DEX, the DAO, and where you’ll find a counterparty to lend/borrow