Tell me the best joke you know, best ones get zapped ⚡️

2010: 10k btc for 2 pizzas

2025: 10 sats for 2 zaps

My goal is to have 0 sats in my WoS at the end of every month.

1000! Thank you so much to all the fantastic people who choose to follow me. I love almost everyone of you 💜

I hope someday reposts and zaps completely replace the need for “likes”/🤙🏼.

Reposts and zaps are true value exchange…and have a real cost: your reputation or money.

Likes are superficial and exist only to inform an algorithm.

Relevance algorithms have their place, but they are best informed by a truly costly action.

I hope someday reposts and zaps completely replace the need for “likes”/🤙🏼.

Reposts and zaps are true value exchange…and have a real cost: your reputation or money.

Likes are superficial and exist only to inform an algorithm.

Relevance algorithms have their place, but they are best informed by a truly costly action.

pv

gn buddy 🫶

Even though I’ve been on nostr only since middle of December, I feel like I’m among very good friends here. The engagement and empathy of the majority of users is fantastic. Unlike Twitter, we are building a family of like-minded people here. Your npubs are my companions on this journey. Onwards we go!

You can always RYON. (Run your own node.) But yes all of the popular ones that are very easy to use are centralized and custodial. Blue, Wallet of Satoshi, Alby, etc.

If you want self-custody but still easy to use, try Phoenix. No LN address for Phoenix, though.

Nostr = The Art of not being governed ⚡️🫡

Couple more last min zaps left before I close my eyes. Drop a reply. Just a couple lol. Not 100

LNURL1DP68GURN8GHJ7AMPD3KX2AR0VEEKZAR0WD5XJTNRDAKJ7TNHV4KXCTTTDEHHWM30D3H82UNVWQHKUETFW35X2UNRDA6HX6TWXQ6QFNU4ST

I'm Zap Happy 😂⚡🤣

1st 10 Comments get 75 SATs

If only he had a Lightning Address we could all zap him. We gotta get these people off Venmo.

But if you want to create an invoice on Nostr you still need to do it the manual way by coping and pasting an lnbc string.

Sending people 5000 sats feels good you know. Especially when it’s all you have🫶💜

我之前用的bluewallet，就搞不懂，搜索了一下，之后换了WOS就知道什么回事了。

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