#zapathon beast mode 🔥

500 sats to the first 10 plebs that share this note and explain why #nostr is THE place to be 🫂

Ready………

Go!

Stocks are dumping, bitcoin is ripping.

Let's test out nostr:nprofile1qyd8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnnw4jx7cmpwfkx7uewvdhk6qgjwaehxw309ahkvenrdpskjm3wwp6kyqpqe85mms9s8ssm6vm6ztw0tdrr6j0a4l5gf2sjhw2scxpwnexmaxuqke6td7 100000

⚡ Time for a FRIDAY FUNDAY #Zapathon to bring attention to BITCOIN MINING CENTRALIZATION! ⚡

Yes, we’re having our #Upendo #BlockParty tomorrow, but that’s not the point!

Do you know #Bitcoin mining is centralized AF? Do you want Foundry to keep finding all the blocks? Do you know how us plebs are just a teeny, tiny microscopic pieces of the pie? 🥧

Here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna let the #plebchain KNOW.

We’re gonna zap until we’re outta sats again. We mine, so we have a lotta sats.

⚡Repost this for 121 sats

⚡Respond with a dope mining meme like the memelord you are for 666 sats (Because Foundry is the devil)

LFG, mining! ⛏️

Today is my nostrversary! Thanks for the awesome time and being such a great bunch 🤸‍♂️

To celebrate 2 years on nostr, I'm hoping to find more of you 💜

I'll give about ⚡️ 100 zaps ⚡️ to anyone who wants to reply telling me:

- Their favourite npub

- and why it's their favourite

Sorry, I know what you're thinking and it cannot be me... 😜 or you! 😂

#nostrversary #nostr #plebs #zap #zapathon

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

🇺🇸 US Marshals struggle with untracked #Bitcoin holdings, hindering SBR efforts and sparking speculation about corruption.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

🇺🇸 The bills are moving!

Utah’s #Bitcoin reserve bill advances to the Senate Revenue and Taxation Committee.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

:metaplanet: Metaplanet will implement a 10-for-1 stock split on 4/1/25, just eight months after executing a 1-for-10 reverse split.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

GM nostr 🫂

We're new here and looking to make some friends!

Zapping everyone 100 sats who reposts and comments on this note in the next 24 hours ⚡🫡

Zaps will be sent out tomorrow morning!

Let’s make a deal.

You say something true below and I zap you 615 sats.

Privacy conscious email service provider, Proton Mail, just released an open-source #Bitcoin wallet to their 100 million users!

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

Looking in on :strategy: Strategy's performance.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)