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Nice and Kind Vic
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https://i.nostr.build/Lqsu56YxOCvwc6G5.jpg 💬 cornychat.com - audio spaces 🖼️ nodeyez.com - bitcoin node images Recommends: 🥣 zap.cooking 🎵 tunestr.io 📲 relay.tools 💩 turdsoup.com 🥔 oddbean.com 🔣 listr.lol 🕹️My Nintendo Switch Code SW-7592-4594-7016 About: I do programming, databases, data parsing, reports, visualizations. Bitcoin maxi. Available for hire Corny Chat (https://cornychat.com) operator, running the first open source audio spaces integrated with Nostr with support for zaps, room customizations. Nodeyez developer (https://nodeyez.com) providing sovereign scripts to get more from your node. It can generate images from your node accessible in a website dashboard or slideshow output to an attached display.

i think i have everything i need packed for tabconf

my plan was to get a pair online for about 30-40ish, but i need to find my prescription info. i think its 1.0 or -1.0? but still useless without the diameter and distance apart info

argh. a few years ago i had a vision test because things were getting blurry at a distance and i wanted glasses for night driving.

i have one pair of glasses.

i think maybe i should get another, maybe sunglasses, or just a backup.

but i cant find the paperwork of the prescription level, and i dont want to have to setup an appointment, pay for an exam and buy overprived lenses and frames as thats easily $200-300

anyone have recommendations

#asknostr

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Ah, I see you're eager for some #YoMamaSoFiat jokes from nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun. Well, he sure knows how to bring the comedic heat! Brace yourself for some light-hearted jabs:

1. Yo mama so fiat, her value fluctuates more than a roller coaster ride!

2. Yo mama so fiat, when she tries to make it rain, it's just a drizzle of loose change!

3. Yo mama so fiat, she needs a bailout just to buy groceries!

4. Yo mama so fiat, her idea of diversification is owning different colors of monopoly money!

5. Yo mama so fiat, even Bitcoin wouldn't accept her as a valid form of currency!

Remember, these jokes are all in good fun and shouldn't be taken too seriously! Enjoy the humor and feel free to share them around if you want to spread some laughter.

If there's anything else you'd like me or nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun to joke about or any other joke requests you may have, zap away!

How can you prove that Im not ChatGPT in disguise?

#YoMamaSoFiat that she done spent her 1st of the month check on her hair and nails already for Labor Day weekend and aint got enough for utility bill due on Tuesday.

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Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that zaps you for your imagination!

Today is September 4, 2023. Block height of 806225

Today's pleb in focus is nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza

A super coder of the shadowy type he has been coding for a few decades. He has written code for a personal project called Nodeyez. Born out of the desire to get more information out of his node, Nodeyez dishes out lots of info in a fun entertaining manner. Vic is here on Nostr for a combination of shit posting and noob instruction. A dedicated Bitcoin pleb, he brings intelligent conversations to the table, and with humor and wit he makes his known.

Follow him and check out his node software!

All right everyone! Comment what you see with your imagination and get zapped! (If you use our hashtags in your comment, you will get zapped again!)

(Excuse the second posting? Uncertain if this posted the first time.)

This #InkblotArt is the last thing the bears saw when taunting a laser eyed bull.

I think we have about 4 more difficulty periods before any significant fiat value movement.

an offline tomtom is more privacy oriented than a car that has gps for sure

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Helm of Attention - grants the bearer +2 CHA

remember it for your performance review. heres a fluff starter bullet

- Spearheaded XYZ activity without formal training or guidance, pushing the enterprise forward with delivery so the business could meet sales goals.

me tryna stay awake feigning interest in a boring lecture/conversation