My buddy thinks real estate and the s&p 500 will beat bitcoins returns. I didn't know what to say other than 🤙🫡.

He got burned by Voyager eveb after I told him to put his shit in cold storage! And he still doesn't have cold storage!

🤷‍♂️

Buy Bitcoin, put it in cold storage, shut the fuck up, and chill.

If the broncos don't get Caleb Williams, this season is a failure.

I’m currently watching the Falcons / Jaguars game. The only way to watch it is on ESPN+ or Disney+. Regrettably, I don’t have the former and the latter is all Toy Story animation. This is strange.😳

Actual pickup line I once used:

‘My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.’

He wasn’t into it 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

Goodnight 💜

PSA: Chili without beans is a sloppy joe.

#foodstr

Nice way to spend a Saturday. Ocean air is good for the soul!!

Just realized I've been traveling for months on multiple domestic and international flights with a straight punch tool in my backpack.

I'm pretty sure TSA would frown on that...

This is how I use nostr

Y'all got $3,000,000 for a 3 bedroom house?

This is my life right now trying to buy a home