A Bad Day

I overslept and missed my train,

slipped on the sidewalk in the pouring rain,

sprained my ankles, skinned my knees,

broken my glasses, lost my keys,

got stuck in the elevator, it won't go,

kicked it twice and stubbed my toe,

bought a pen that didn't write,

took it back and had a fight,

went home angry, locked the door,

crawled into bed, couldn't take any more.

Today we let the hushpuppy eat some lead.

GM Nostr ☀️

Some Primal services were affected by the Cloudflare outage for a few hours earlier today. Specifically, our web app, external wallet transactions, and partially our blossom media server. We are fully back up now and continue to monitor the situation. Our sincere apologies for the inconvenience.

Running services which are resistant to ddos attacks is hard without relying on providers like Cloudflare unfortunately. We are working on upgrading our infrastructure so that we are more resilient in the future. As long as we learn and improve every time as a result of these incidents, we are on the right track.

Today marks DAY TWENTY of the "Rizful 300" awards initiative.

Each day, starting October 30th 2025, we are highlighting 10 Nostr OGs, and sending each a zap of 10,000 sats, for a total of 3,000,000 satoshis, over 30 days.

Today's "Rizful 300" award winners are: nostr:nprofile1qqsverg89m7ucem0ewkpfakddqj7ms6hde27k7r292t4acp556szdjcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm4wfex2mn59en8j6gpzpmhxue69uhkymmnw3ezuumgdacqzxrhwden5te0d35kw6r5de5kuemjv4kxz7fwvdhk6qghwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxvmt59emkj73wvf5h5qgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46qzynhwden5te0danxvcmgv95kutnsw43qz9nhwden5te0w3jhxapwden8yetvv9ujuctswq4y99cc, nostr:nprofile1qqsxunegvm2wjttf52z9lktkfrf8dkese8fv0j8sdd7g6dd95ahh52gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuuen0qh8xmmrd9skcqgnwaehxw309aex2mrp09skymr99ehhyecpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3e8xct5wesjumn9wsq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9emkvqgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn9kv252l, nostr:nprofile1qqs86va62lv2d6yxng0365s4y4zewk22crdlavqmdyx7lrzxrwpdkdgpzpmhxue69uhkymmnw3ezuumgdacqz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq3wamnwvaz7tmrwfjkzarj9ehx7um5wgh8w6twv5q3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7qgkwaehxw309a3x7um5wgh8x7t0vfhkutnwv46qzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcqguwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skcu0algn, nostr:nprofile1qqs034ppyjnjakycjcj84kgj737aw6kxkmxazrlp0r67qjk0atgdfgspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjme0qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqpzpmhxue69uhkymmnw3ezuumgdacqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmc6l7al7, nostr:nprofile1qqsfq62n9nn2su3rxealkpymtqskv34gg9dg3d2x2wwkl74za6ep4xsprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqpzpmhxue69uhkymmnw3ezuumgdacqz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvsqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq3yamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wpskwtn9wvq3vamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwdkx7arg0yh8w6twu3ferc, nostr:nprofile1qqs043gn588da502h36q0sffjay9m69mk28dmm805qtgzl7g6n6q0fgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq32amnwvaz7tm9v3jkutnwdaehgu3wd3skueqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhkymmnw3ezuumeda3x7m3wdejhgqgcwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmqpp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg0waehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmdqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqkz6e5d, nostr:nprofile1qqs93ymetqpkem0f2ke9hy54swq5pw3dat9c6xfeakg6gxlz230xn9qpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te009skyafwd4jszythwden5te0wghxkmm2d9exztnfduq36amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9emkjun9v3hx2apwdfcqz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7uewwdhkx6tpdsq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuegpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqfc5ehh, nostr:nprofile1qqst5teefqektpr4aytgpwyclxlq78v9q9nvd2pem0sgf5pxdttwyzspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshszgmhwden5te0d458qv348pa8yurfd9mkutnrd3hhyetrd3hh2epwdejhgtcprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumtfdej8xtnrdakj7mn0wd68yqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46qz8rhwden5te0dehhxarj95crztnev94kj6r0dehx2tnrdakszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshsd8rgq3, nostr:nprofile1qqs2m82zyqlayjqw5tjuf3j9jwszwuy2a03tq24xp0tmr4nxm2jmprgpremhxue69uhkymmnw3ezumrfva58gmnfdenhxur0wfjjucm0d5q3xamnwvaz7tm0venxx6rpd9hzuur4vghszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qyv8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnsd3jkyum5wghxxmmd9uqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq36amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd46hg6tw09mkzmrvv46zucm0d5hszxnhwden5te0dehhxarj9eax2cn9v3jk2tnrd3hh2ep0wnh7df, and nostr:nprofile1qqsg2tyya3tfxjp4c2vxz338t9wlt85dkusahz929vmt7qcuu8zz2scpr4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucmpwd6kzmrrwfuhqar09ejxzar9qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqy28wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mqz9thwden5te0veex2etnwpjk2cmg9e3kzumpqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwxq6nwu3wvdk82cspzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82csprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezummjv9hxwetsd9kxctnyv4mqzrmhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mgfhv9f4

Thank you all for your service to Nostr!

GM! ☕ 😎

Vendor update for the Nov 21st #bullishMarket event!

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Reminder: This is a virtual event so you can attend from anywhere. Log in with #Nostr or simply enter a name.

I made it easy to join so feel free to invite anyone and everyone! Join us in using #bitcoin as money. 🧡🤙

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GM #NOSTR

This is the official note for the upcoming #bullishMarket event on Nov 21st! It’ll tentatively take place from 6-7 PM CST.

The new feature being introduced at this event will be the jukebox — search for songs from The Podcast Index and pay an invoice to add to the queue!

Here’s how you can earn by promoting and/or attending:

🟠 Repost and leave a comment for 121 sats (21 sats today and 100 sats if you show up at the event)

🟣 There will be door prizes — a random attendee will be selected every 5 minutes to win 210 sats

Want a booth?

Returning vendors zap this note 1000 sats to save your spot.

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New vendors zap 2100 sats and send me any info you’d like to include (e.g. name, website, and products).

Lastly, how bout this first draft of the flyer?! Hope to get these out into the world SOON™

That’s all for now, see you on the 21st. Using #bitcoin as money will continue until #SatsAreTheStandard. 🧡🤙

Tough day. Chain Duel’s Bitcoin infrastructure got hacked.

The attacker used Boltz to drain all Lightning funds and emptied the on-chain wallet to a coinjoin.

Probably our fault for exposing Umbrel on clearnet, but it still hurts.

Learning the hard way. Don’t make the same mistake.

#meme #bitcoin

Wen Lambo?

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Major Update Released!

PUBPAY is now a complete platform for social Lightning payments.

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