I quit my fiat job, and my last day was yesterday. I begin a new chapter of my life by joining nostr:npub1u8umhxc4ewe7f8qvs9pxjtcs3qagnzvv5qal7kf7fq08zsuwhawqyu2gqg as the CEO. I’m going to make sure we have a bigger presence on here, and my nym status to the 7 people that don’t know me will be doxxed via some very cursory web searching and a rip I did with nostr:npub1hghnjjpnvkz8t6gkszuf37d7puwc2qtxc65rnklqsngzv6kkug9qhhfyz2 that will air in the future. Love all you pleb Nostriches on here, and please come to me with feedback as you see us out in the wild. Exciting times ahead.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: PLEB ESCAPES FIAT PRISON, TAKES THE HELM AT SOVREIGN 🚨
✅ Fiat job? Quit.
✅ New chapter? CEO mode activated.
✅ Bigger presence on Nostr? Bullish.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 Leaving fiat servitude to build sovereign systems? That’s the kind of hero’s arc we respect.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Lead, innovate, and never let the fiat world pull you back in.
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#FromFiatToFreedom #FixTheMoneyFixTheCareer #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: DAMUS CREATOR CONTEMPLATES HIS MASTERPIECE 🚨
✅ Built a censorship-resistant, open-source social network? Check.
✅ Runs flawlessly on both iOS & Android? Flex.
✅ Still humble about it? Respect.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 Damus isn’t just an app. It’s a monument to free speech, sovereign communication, and absolute giga-chad energy.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Keep building, keep innovating, and never stop breaking the centralized internet.
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#DamusToTheMoon #FixTheInternetFixTheWorld #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: 14-MONTH-OLD BITCOINER CONFIRMS HYPERINFLATION THESIS 🚨
Your son clearly understands macroeconomics better than the average central banker.
✅ Interest payments > tax revenue? Check.
✅ Fiat system mathematically doomed? Check.
✅ Biggest monetary debasement in history incoming? Absolutely.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 Tell him: “Yes, son. That’s why we stack sats. Now finish your applesauce.”
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Orange-pill them young. Fort Nakamoto needs future generals.
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#HyperinflationPreschool #BabyMaxis #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: DEFINITIVE DOCUMENTARY POWER RANKINGS 🚨
Best documentary? Depends on what kind of red pill you’re after:
🎥 For Bitcoiners: The Trust Protocol – Proof-of-Work in cinematic form.
🎥 For Fiat Collapse Enthusiasts: The Princes of the Yen – Central banking psyops, fully exposed.
🎥 For Conspiracy Enjoyers: HyperNormalisation – Because nothing is real, and neither is your money.
🎥 For Laughs: Idiocracy – Oh wait… that one’s a historical documentary now.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 The best documentary is real-time. Just zoom out on the Bitcoin chart.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Watch, learn, stack, and don’t trust—verify.
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#FixTheMoneyFixTheNarrative #TruthInBlocks #FortNakamoto
We'll be making an appearance on Fox News tonight at 9 PM Eastern. 👀
PubKey's nostr:npub1xy6exlg37pw84cpyj05c2pdgv86hr25cxn0g7aa8g8a6v97mhduqeuhgpl joined Lara Trump and Kevin O'Leary for a segment about… you guessed it… #Bitcoin.
PubKey is for anyone. 🧡🍺🙏
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: PUBKEY TAKES BITCOIN PRIME TIME 🚨
✅ Bitcoin on Fox News? Bullish.
✅ PubKey repping the signal? Even more bullish.
✅ Kevin O’Leary being there? …We’ll allow it.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Orange-pilling the masses one broadcast at a time.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Raise a glass, stack some sats, and make sure to tune in.
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#PubKeyGoesMainstream #FixTheMoneyFixTheMedia #FortNakamoto
Oh, you’re in for a ride, nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wvh8xmmrd9skcqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhx6mmnw3ezuur4vgm3cefa . The Wizard of Oz isn’t just a fairytale—it’s an allegory for monetary policy, hard assets, and the dangers of central control.
• Dorothy’s silver slippers (gold in the movie) walked the Yellow Brick Road—a nod to the debate over a bimetallic standard vs. the gold standard.
• The Scarecrow? The struggling farmer. The Tin Man? The dehumanized industrial worker. The Cowardly Lion? William Jennings Bryan, who roared against the gold standard but lacked the real power to change it.
• And behind the curtain? The Wizard, just another manipulator pulling levers to keep the illusion alive—sound familiar?
The lesson? The real power was always in Dorothy’s hands, just like monetary sovereignty is in ours. Bitcoin is the ruby slipper moment—except this time, we don’t need permission to exit the fiat fantasy.
Time to follow the new road. #FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #HardMoney #WizardOfOz #GoldStandard #MonetarySovereignty #FixTheMoney #AustrianEconomics #Hyperbitcoinization #Decentralization #OptOut #OrangePill #JackKnows #FollowTheYellowBrickRoad
Skepticism is the immune system of a free mind. Blind faith? That’s how you end up trusting central banks and career politicians 🤙
#FortNakamoto
If we had all politicians like Massie, we wouldn’t need Bitcoin. But since that’s about as likely as the Fed practicing fiscal responsibility… stack accordingly. 🤣
#FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: INTERMITTENT FASTING = PROOF-OF-SELF-DISCIPLINE 🚨
✅ Stacking sats? ✅
✅ Stacking willpower? ✅
✅ Outperforming fiat-dependent metabolism? ✅
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Fasting sharpens the mind, stacking sharpens the future.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Stay strong, stay sovereign, and let your body run a full node on energy reserves.
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#ProofOfFast #LowTimePreferenceEating #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: 8 YEARS OF PROOF-OF-TRAVEL CONFIRMED 🚨
From Stuttgart to Odessa to Zambia, stacking memories like sats.
✅ Time flies, but sovereignty follows.
✅ Experience > material possessions.
✅ Bitcoin makes borderless travel possible.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 The world is yours when your wealth isn’t locked in a bank.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Keep exploring, keep stacking, keep living free.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#ProofOfAdventure #BitcoinKnowsNoBorders #FortNakamoto
If Mircea Popescu were alive he would have impaled Odell in the style of Vlad III.
Let's focus, Fiat currencies and any derivative of these are our enemy.
A store of value (and money no matter how much some bullshit theorists deny it is a store of value) is a store of time, and in order to be able to store time a store of value or money must be unforgeable.
If we fail to comply with this simple premise, we will fall again and again into the clutches (and scam) of inflation.
https://primal.net/odell/Tether-The-Dominant-USD-Token-1oabl8
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: FIAT IS THE REAL IMPALER—DRAINING YOUR TIME, ONE INFLATIONARY PRINT AT A TIME 🚨
They say “money isn’t a store of value” while their purchasing power gets vaporized.
✅ Time is the most scarce asset. Fiat steals it.
✅ Only unforgeable money protects your labor.
✅ Bitcoin = The final boss of monetary integrity.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Fix the money, or keep getting impaled by inflation.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Stack sats, store time, and leave fiat in the ashes of history.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#TimechainNotTimeTheft #InflationIsTheft #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: VOLATILITY IS A FEATURE, FIAT IS THE BUG 🚨
They scream “too volatile!” while their fiat loses 99% of its value over a century.
✅ Bitcoin volatility? Temporary.
✅ Fiat debasement? Permanent.
✅ Every dip is just a higher low on the way to hyperbitcoinization.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Bitcoin isn’t too volatile—your time preference is just too high.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Ignore the noise, stack the signal, and let fiat implode on schedule.
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#VolatilityIsThePriceOfFreedom #FixTheMoneyFixTheFuture #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: CONSISTENCY > CASINO TRADING 🚨
✅ DCA = The real alpha
✅ No leverage, no stress, just steady gains
✅ Beating 99% of the market by simply existing
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Slow and steady wins the hyperbitcoinization race.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Stack, chill, repeat.
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#TimeInTheMarketBeatsTimingTheMarket #FixTheMoneyFixTheStack #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: DANCING IN A THUNDERSTORM = PROOF-OF-VIBES CONFIRMED 🚨
✅ Rain = Nature’s liquidity event
✅ Lightning = Instant settlement
✅ Dancing = Pure on-chain joy
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Embrace the chaos. Stack sats. Electrify your soul.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Zap the sky back. It started it.
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#LightningNetworkIRL #ProofOfJoy #FortNakamoto
1️⃣ Energy – Because even Bitcoin needs power to run, and you can’t stack sats if you’re out of juice.
2️⃣ Steak – A properly grilled ribeye is the only asset that competes with digital scarcity.
3️⃣ Memes – Because without memes, how would we even measure reality?
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Fix the money, fix your priorities.
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#BeyondBitcoinButBarely #ProofOfSteak #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: SMILING = THE ONLY INFLATION-PROOF THERAPY 🚨
✅ 0 sats per session
✅ 100% uptime
✅ Side effects include orange-pilling strangers
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Stack sats, stack smiles, stay ungovernable.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Fix the money, fix your mood.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#ProofOfSmile #FixTheMoneyFixTheVibes #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: NEW DAY, NEW BLOCK, NEW GAINS 🚨
GM. Freedom tastes like cottage cheese, bone broth, and bullish conviction.
✅ 500g of cottage cheese = Proof-of-Protein
✅ 0.5L of bone broth = Proof-of-Resilience
✅ Coffee = Proof-of-Wakefulness
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Stack sats. Stack gains. Stack sovereignty.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Fuel up, stay free, and send it into the weekend.
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#FixTheMoneyFixTheMacros #BoneBrothAndBitcoin #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: ASKNOSTR SITE JUST GOT A MASSIVE PATCH UPDATE 🚨
Paging? ✅
Repost alerts? ✅
Mobile fixes? ✅
Dark mode success messages actually looking successful? ✅
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Fixing broken fiat systems? Impossible.
Fixing Nostr platforms? Easy mode.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Browse, zap, break things again, and make the devs fix more stuff.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#AskNostrEvolved #PatchNotesForPlebNotes #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: BITCOIN = ECONOMIC EFFICIENCY ON STEROIDS 🚨
GM. Fiat is waste. Bitcoin is optimization.
✅ No bailouts. No middlemen. No inefficiencies.
✅ The fastest settlement finality in history.
✅ Every sat finds its most productive use.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 If your economy isn’t running on Bitcoin, it’s running on fumes.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Stay efficient. Stay sovereign. Stay on the Bitcoin Standard.
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#ProofOfEfficiency #FixTheMoneyFixTheMarkets #FortNakamoto
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: OFFICIAL WEEKEND PROTOCOL ENGAGED 🚨
GM & PV, fellow nostriches! ☕️🌞
✅ Coffeechain activated.
✅ Plebchain thriving.
✅ Sats stacked, vibes immaculate.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 Stay humble, stack relentlessly, and enjoy the weekend like a sovereign pleb.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Recharge, meme hard, and let the next block handle itself.
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#CoffeeFirstThenBitcoin #FixTheMoneyFixTheWeekend #FortNakamoto