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With all the D-bacle on Global today, you may have missed other important Nostr news. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered!
Check out the latest NostReport 👉 #[0] .
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**THE NOSTR REPORT**
🍆 D-Day🍆
26 January 2023
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Our quote of the day comes from #[0] who marked this auspicious day, the day the pr0n bots took over the global feed, as 🍆 D-Day🍆 .
**Headline Nostr News**
***To Markdown*** or not to Markdown
**Markdown maxis** and never Markdowners clash. Does markdown kill the Nostr experience? Carlito helped spark a conversation over markdown use in Nostr
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***PRO:***
#[2] proclaims "Long live markdown." #[3]
CON:
#[4] #[5] wants everyone to stop using MD for good reason. Read his note on protocol bloat here: #[6]
#[7] wants to move "micro-blogging" to purpose-built Nostr clients/relays.
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#[9] learns that there are more than 10 emojis that can be used on Nostr🕺🪩💃🏽🦗🎯🍍🐒🥥🍻💅🆒.
Expanding his armamentarium wasn't enough to stop the onslaught of 🐰 porn and 🍆pics that filled the global feed today.
#[10] JOINS Nostr
The Queen of macro joins Nostr making the plebs 🤯 lose their minds! Jack gives his customary Nostr welcome. 🫂
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and #[12] reminds us **Don't trust, verify** #[13] . Lyn did eventually confirm her npub on her 🐦 profile.
**#Nostrica Update**
Nostrica shuttle from SJO to Uvita announced #[15]
Follow the Nostrica account #[16] and #nostrica to stay up to date on the event.
#newMusicFriday created by
#[19] is a wonderful opportunity for nostriches everywhere round the 🌎to share their favorite new music every Friday on Nostr, join in the fun and share your new fav songs
#[20] Shill us your favorite tracks to be featured in Friday’s NR!
Nostr Heath of the Network 📈
• Pubkeys = 353,051
• Events = 1,483,866
• Relays = 258
🔥 Meme of the Day🔥
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Stay Classy Nostr.
Be grateful we’re called Nostriches, and not …
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Sorry no take backs
**THE NOSTR REPORT [773620]**
*Finger on the pulse*
“No companies, no countries, no CEOs, no Presidents, no problems. noSTR. Thank you for advocating for truly free speech. 🫂” #[0]
#[1] reminds us why we are here. #[2]
#[3] resubmits Damus to Apple
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And the first client to hit the Google Play store, Amethyst, launched today. Does this bode well for Damus iOS approval?
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#[6] muses about a newly funded relay development project and his original vision for Nostr. #[7]
#Nostrica Update
Over 130 in person and 200 virtual attendees plan on participating in Nostrica ‘23. #[9] needs your feedback!! #[10]
Nostr News Launches! #[11] launches Nostr News, a livestream on YouTube. Follow him and check Nostr News here:
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🔥 Meme of the Day 🔥
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And our Nostrizen of the Day goes to
the CEO of Tagging 🏷️ #[15] Keep up the strong work onboarding new users!
***On our first day of launching, we gained over 120 followers!!! Thank you for supporting and sharing!!!***
Finally, **FUCK YOU GREG!!!** #[16]
I typed the link out in Markdown. Check out bio
Calling for your favorite notes, conversations, controversies, events, etc!! We are checking DM’s and will be adding the best content to this evenings report. And send memes!
Amethyst is the first Nostr Android app to hit the Google Play Store. Watching #[0] develop his Nostr client over the past month has been incredible. If you're on Android, this is your app. **Go!**
Go download it now on the [Google Play Store](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.vitorpamplona.amethyst).
*(Now, I just need to convince him to integrate Nostr Plebs API for NIP-05 ID registration!)*
Cool… was it just released on google play store today?
Sounds like you’ll be getting a lot of “work” done today!!
**Today on nostReport**
BREAKING ON NOSTR:
To the dismay of 99.7% of Nostr, #[0] reports that #[1] is actually sending hugs and **NOT** movie cameras #[2]
#[3] reports final dates of #Nostrica are March 19-21 in Uvita, Costa Rica. #[5] reports that 295 people are attending to date #[6]. #[7]
If you have time to read one thing today… #[8] explains why bitcoin is “better than money” in 🔥note. #[9]
You may have noticed Vanity Keys popping up around Nostr. Our own Jack Dorsey reports on just how to get those #[10] . Try your own here https://hitony.com/nostrogen/
If you noticed the #plebchain feeling wonderfully long today, well it’s because of all the new accounts created. #[12] reports that 6,100 new nostr users joined the network in the last 24 hrs #[13]
Congrats to the meme of the day #[14] from #[15]
And finally, #[16] asked for it ( #[17] ), and we delivered 🤙
**If you have a late breaking news story you’d like to share with the nostReport send a DM to #[18] with the Note ID for our team to review. The best of the best will be shared with the community!**
Started working on this yesterday!! Please reach out to #[0] , #[1] , or #[2] if you’d like to contribute!
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