Introducing PIP-177 (Pizza Improvement Proposal) to redefine pizza’s base unit —currently known as “a slice of pizza” — to “a whole fucking pizza.” By removing confusing fractions, this PIP aims to increase mainstream pizza consumption. No longer will you need to be ashamed when your friends ask how much pizza you ate and you answer “a slice.” Now you can proudly boast “I ate a whole fucking pizza,” which not only sounds cool but is also easier for everyone to understand according to me and the 5 other people who like this idea. Support PIP-177 today on Pizza Day and go eat A WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA! 🍕

eleventy one thousand dollars per bitty

It's still early

Somehow my high school buddies are old enough to be directors and presidents of large companies and organizations. Got some exciting news about my friend taking on a new important role. He is well deserving of it and I couldn’t be happier for him, but I swear just yesterday we were acting like idiots together in chemistry class. It’s a reminder to live YOUR life and pursue YOUR dreams, because one day it will be too late. Don’t be a spectator. Time waits for no one.

Not a single person wrote that I made a mistake selling some Bitcoin

For sure the mstr larps on Twitter would not have reacted the same way

Thanks everyone for the encouragement 🙏 😌 grateful for my frens here on nostr

Now that I think of it some people in my immediate family don't even know I bought a house yet

GOOD MORNING!

Happy Pineapple Pizza Day!

I just explained to the wife, that Bitcoin is cash, except Bitcoin cash, which is not 😂

GM and happy #bitcoin pizza day to everyone 🍕🧡

No, you already have that Bitcoin. Would you change anything in your life having that many coins?

If you had 11 million fiat bucks in Bitcoin, what would you do?

I have a friend I’ve known for over 25 years who now mostly texts me bitcoin normie slop whenever the price goes up.

Morning aco

More domain options are coming soon

More domain options are coming soon

Behind the scenes:

Meeting with some university executives IRL tomorrow to discuss the benefits (and necessity) of a long-term Bitcoin strategy.

Wish me luck and/or pray for me.

Names are instant and you get it forever! No Yearly subscription BS. Reserve your name now.

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The pre-thunderstorm smell is ozone. Lightning in the clouds splits nitrogen and oxygen gas into single atoms, which recombine into nitric acid and ozone. Downdrafts and the first drops of rain carry ozone to the ground, where we experience it as a sweet, lightly acidic smell.

Going down the self hosted smart home rabbit hole 🕳️

Anyone running home assistant?

Just some friendly advice: Remember to withdraw your sats from exchanges if you haven’t already. Most of them limit withdrawal in fiat terms, so as “number goes up” you’re not able to withdraw as many sats at a time. Also, liquidity issues happen in times of high demand.

testing if my zaps work, reply below #zapathon

don't you dare zap me, it's my turn

My dog is the tidiest eater lol