2025 prediction purely for fun. Bull and bear versions because why not.
Bull version:
- SBR passes but only thing that happens is seized coins are transferred in and Trump takes his victory laps
- ETF's accelerate as bitcoin keeps outperforming the market
- A few nation states announce reserves but larger countries are paralyzed by retard politicians who prefer to position themselves as close as possible to the money spigot for their own personal benefit
- Price between 150-200k before collapsing back down to low 100k 2026
Bear version
- SBR won't pass. Politicians don't have incentives to sign the bill since they're too busy looting the coffers for their own benefit. Any bitcoin held by US gov will be sold in spite of Trump and his administration.
- Fed resumes hiking to combat inflation
- Major bank crisis
- BTC top is already in at 108k
- Cracks start showing within MSTR
- Return to high 5 digit bitcoin 2026
I don't buy the influencer hopium and find it's healthier to have lowered expectations. My third halving and i've seen more people blow themselves up with stupid plays when they should have just stayed humble and stacked sats.
Happy New Year.
Congrats that's a huge goal. Just saw a pic of you on X and you're looking great man very happy for you
I had to look into the Adrian Dittmann account and see bitcoin comments. idk doesn't really seem like Elon's alt but you be the judge:
https://x.com/search?lang=en&q=bitcoin%20(from%3AAdrianDittmann)&src=typed_query
I believe 3M was the originator, surprisingly. The brand i use is here though: https://www.amazon.com/ISC-Racers-Tape-HT2128-Transparent/dp/B000TPC7HU
Proof you can have billions of dollars but have an empty soul. Very telling of where his insecurities lie.
I’d vote for you just to relive all the great memes your haters would resurface. You’ve said some wild shit that I’d pay to hear some NPC journalist on CNN say 😂
Really obscure but I’m a tool nerd I can always appreciate a specialized tool
Totally random life pro tip: helicopter tape. Originally developed to protect the leading edge of rotors on helicopters. I discovered it through endurance racing where quick body damage can be repaired in seconds on cars. Also commonly used to protect paint finishes on things like mountain bikes. Insanely sticky, durable and invisible. Just repaired my vacuum cleaner with it - highly recommend having a roll of it in your arsenal of tools.
"bitcoin isn't quantum resistant!"
Meanwhile in legacy finance world we're still passing around pieces of paper with account and routing info in plain sight.

“Bitcoin isn’t etfs, bitcoin isn’t for coffee, bitcoin isn’t strategic reserves, etc”
Wrong. Bitcoin is fuck you money and it’s ability to survive is predicated on the fact it doesn’t need anyone’s approval. Bitcoin is…whatever the fuck you want it to be.
Assess your risk tolerance appropriately.
It's that time of the year again. I'm about to have a feng shui attack. Too much shit and not enough space: clothes, toys, etc.. Having a warehouse doesn't fix this problem it makes it worse since i now have two locations with too much shit in them. First world problems
This is the #1 way that I use to stack a lot of extra, EASY bitcoin.
I'm not even *buying* it.
~$8,000 worth in 1.5 years... not a joke.
People really dismiss this combo, but it makes a huge difference if you use them consistently. 👇
Shout to Fold, nostr:npub18tcc00lqpysdsurg567dllzg7jeyr5wcyk2v6w23rx3s3ygyze2qv32nxx and nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 for the setup that makes this work. 🫡
Been doing the exact same thing.

Godspeed. I wish nothing but the best for all MSTR holders I’m in intellectual awe of Saylors playbook. Fucking love it
I've never met a VC i liked before. I'd venture to say at least 90%+ of them are faggots.
100%. Most articulate person in bitcoin by a large margin. His experience and credentials make him hard to ignore.
Yea it's just a risk aversion thing for me at this point. I'm in capital preservation mode - if bitcoin can maintain low double-digit CAGR for at least a few more years (ha) my family will be very comfortable.
I already have bitcoin survivor syndrome from the past 11 years of fighting mainstream consensus and watching my net worth go from elite professional athlete to mcdonalds fryboy repeatedly.


