I have a client who runs a BnB. Every time I do a job for him he sends me home with gifts.

nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl wants to open a theme restaurant
https://cdn.satellite.earth/afebe6010eb37cc448f9c4d40e490d12eee33deba6fdd46b415b8511b6e58ad2.mp4
#modernhorrors
I still just assume we all are lol.
It makes for interesting conversations.
If I had a swear jar I'd be fuckin rich
Instead of deleting notes, or apologizing for saying offensive shit, just say "my nsec was compromised" you can get away with anything.
Yall miss $58k now, huh?
What do you guys think of my boss's hose?
It's rubber and ready to go!

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That's a nice hose
And they'll still call it a conspiracy theory lol
The people who hang out in corny chat all day are the true #nostrelite
nostr:npub1m3xdppkd0njmrqe2ma8a6ys39zvgp5k8u22mev8xsnqp4nh80srqhqa5sf attempts were made:
https://cdn.satellite.earth/dd626cae6c888dfe33cca6a647db5af113717d9494fb445cbe5c74a7617051ff.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/dd626cae6c888dfe33cca6a647db5af113717d9494fb445cbe5c74a7617051ff.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/2cf4d66b1e113cc103e924e16667ca622a317699b21af5991493c8574cefe306.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/1388334a1f577e4d711e1c4e4d6de7e9ee0ca736211b2369571362524fc0702b.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/841fd08a87cf5a41233f066bc37afb83b71a145c26a44660945c27a4fd820283.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/373592a376bd7738ed3f03658b8b4cac4c559bf37b5a74cb5732dfdcae98fc81.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/49de91b478b8e72d9fc4eda6ba589abd9af24f2fd86d85f430c113ef2c6f9e49.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/a823c691c6e235d6e728533d06598258d26998b735a3f015b3163e1c56a5bcaf.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/81673525447ec97d7bc7508ffa75debc6b4f882d213dcfb5c403243ce0905b44.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/6ebcd881ffd9c9005c13b206fdb3ef686c5a894f4a3c0d3dfa52ff98891bb5e8.mp4
https://cdn.satellite.earth/5b43880f23fde4ec753a4ef0fa71457808abe52ce4d1da48b4e6e4a0381e973b.mp4
#modernhorrors
c'mon #58kgang we're sooo close!
Hahaha 🤣 I tried to save them as I came across them. here’s the best one I’ve found so far
https://cdn.satellite.earth/b7425a7a8f628d59a00cd5c7ee65f382a6d1b2770c8e15972952b2ac2e81e27f.mp4
Moves like Molly Shannon on SNL.
Don't forget your favorite flamingo

