If the US doesn't adopt a Bitcoin strategic reserve, I would think it likely that MSTR would play a role similar to JP Morgan in the Great Depression.
The true lender of last resort.
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I had a dream where I was eating a chocolate dipped cookie with Senator Haggerty.
Good dream. I might try to pick up where I left off.
Thanks to nostr:npub1atn7mlwt08erz4ap47gef92xfey65a4z9ed9vec53u5kc9v94pusl6h4x3 for helping me sort my issues on nostr. I’m now fully loaded and ready for business.
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ANNOUNCING: Magma AI – The first machine learning-powered channel recommender on the #LightningNetwork. It’s here to transform channel management from guesswork to intelligent guidance.
What’s inside Magma AI?
😇 Altruistic Mode: Strengthen the entire Lightning ecosystem, scaling liquidity and efficiency for the network as a whole.
🪄 Optimized Mode: Tailor channel recommendations for your specific node, perfect for high-volume businesses focused on performance gains.
At its core, Magma AI supports the emerging machine economy—preparing Bitcoin’s payment layer for a future where automated, high-frequency transactions flow as seamlessly as bits across the internet. No machine learning expertise needed.
Developed in collaboration with Stillmark, Magma AI represents the next phase of Bitcoin innovation—bridging cutting-edge research and strategic investment to prepare the Lightning Network for global business adoption and form the foundation of a thriving, decentralized economy.
Learn more: https://amboss.tech/blog/magma-ai
Try it out: https://amboss.space
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https://v.nostr.build/s8CGPplBTVILSrXr.mp4
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We are so early.
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I guess killing Christmas wasn't bad enough
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nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev a good friend finally conceded I was right about #bitcoin today (I felt nothing). He did however bring up a query about how credit would work on a #BTC standard. My response is fundamentally credit doesn’t work in a deflationary environment. After a few beers and crossed eyes, I still stand by this statement. But is there a possibility for credit on a Bitcoin standard in your view? I can’t see how it works?
"I'll pay you later" ... That's credit as far as I'm concerned.
Otherwise, there was a TV spot about using Bitcoin to de risk multi family home loans
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Bitcoin at 100k.
Everything else is background noise.
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