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It's over 90000!!
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From Yahoo:
Metaplanet Inc. engages in hotel development and operations. It is also involved in various other fields of IR and Web3 consulting, real estate development, investments, and distribution businesses. Metaplanet Inc. was incorporated in 1999 and is based in Tokyo, Japan.
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Damn you could buy a lot of sats with that
I propose we change the denomination of USD from dollars to cents.
I have submitted a formal DIP (dollar improvement proposal) to the Fed.
There are simply too many trailing zeroes behind the BTC price when measured in USD.
Referring to $1 as 1 cent will reduce the shock that people experience when seeing the BTC price.
So, BTC will be worth ¢100,000 instead of $.
Then we can say that 1 BTC = $1,000.
Much easier.
#bitcoinmemes #meme #bitcoin #memes #zap #nostrIf the US doesn't adopt a Bitcoin strategic reserve, I would think it likely that MSTR would play a role similar to JP Morgan in the Great Depression.
The true lender of last resort.
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I had a dream where I was eating a chocolate dipped cookie with Senator Haggerty.
Good dream. I might try to pick up where I left off.
Thanks to nostr:npub1atn7mlwt08erz4ap47gef92xfey65a4z9ed9vec53u5kc9v94pusl6h4x3 for helping me sort my issues on nostr. I’m now fully loaded and ready for business.
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This is the evolution of #Bitcoin infrastructure—let’s build it together.
What's particularly exciting about this is that it removes the learning curve barrier for enterprises to grow the lightning network in an intelligent way.
Mood
Building on lightning 
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