Back when I was a young hodler, Elon and Micheal Saylor didn't own any bitcoin and everyone didnt trust the government with bitcoin ๐. Ethereum was using proof of work and buying bitcoin felt like you were too late ๐.
If your npub is at least 3 years old, your entitled to senior citizen discounts.
Back in my day, zap.stream didn't exist, primial.net didn't exist. Everyone used ether iris.to or snort.social for a PC internet browser experience and the getalby web extension was like the only lightning wallet people used. ๐งโฐ๏ธ๐
Also Umbrel was more open source and less gay.
I remember back in the day, every time you logined into snort it would unfollow everyone ๐
I'm dying laughing. Some dude in a lifted pick up truck was tailgating me with his high beams well I'm going 130KM on the highway. I break checked him and he got sooooo pissed he rolled down his window and told me to fight him. I legit said, are you sure this is what you want shorty and the dude speeds off soo fast. People are dumb, do you think I'm at a loss if you rear end my $500 van and destroy it ๐ if anything I want you to total my car so insurance gives me a new one๐ ๐.
Make sure you drop $1000 USD to play Star Citizen ๐
He's tired. It's hard to be a super model ๐ 
If you want to give yourself a little bit more credibility look into setting up a nip-05 with your person website. I just copied the github example. Your own personal website or professional website can validate that your npub is legit so don't have imposters floating around. You can also use free ones or paid ones.
Also try different nostr websites and apps. If you ever want to live stream use zap.stream ๐. There's a nostr app for everything and if not make one.
How to set up your own NIP-05.
Welcome to the party. ๐
What other protocol lets you have cool stuff let's you have a pimped out profile page that just carries over ๐. #amythest #nostr 
Not your node, not your bitcoin ๐
I gotta go to Asia now to investigate toilets ๐
My friend who lived in China for a while told me he would just shit in a hole half the time ๐. I kinda want a toilet with a hose I'm just worried id get the floor all wet or come out looking like I peed myself ๐
Is that a hose to spray your ass? ๐
First #Catstr post of 2025
#cat #cats #blackcats
Happy new year
Well technically state just issues you legally binding contract for taxing purposes and incase of the 50% speration rate. I personally think we should tax everyone equally. ๐.
"I CANT PAY MY DEBT BECAUSE IM ON MATERNITY LEAVE"
"Why didn't you pay your debt before you got pregnant, your account 3 years in debt..."
*click*
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Have you tried jerking off?