In 2017, Blockstream set out to develop a smart contract language that outperforms Bitcoin Script and EVM, offering more expressiveness with stronger safety assurances. Eight years later, we believe we've done it.
Introducing Simplicity.
http://blog.blockstream.com/simplicity-launches-on-liquid-mainnet/

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Simplicity isn't like Solidity, or most modern programming languages, which are Turing-complete. Instead, the language was designed to express any finite function while avoiding the risks associated with unbounded loops and global state.

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Simplicity provides developers with high confidence in their applications, allowing them to know all potential outcomes and fee costs before execution.
The recent Bybit hack illustrates the risks of including features like recursion and global state.

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With Simplicity's arrival, we have for the first time a clean foundation for serious financial applications, without the complexity and patchwork of risks that defined the last era of DeFi.
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Want to build covenants, vaults and delegation schemes? Now you can on the nostr:nprofile1qqsfjzteswm5cuyqpvvz40r0vszx4dcyql5u40xkeats5w9d48hht4guz0cnd. Want to create derivatives, pooled wallets or tokenless DEXs? That's possible too.
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Simplicity on Liquid is just the beginning. With community feedback, real-world usage, and more tooling, docs, wallet support, and example contracts, our next major goal is to activate on a Bitcoin test network.
Get started today.

Congratulations 🎊 but I'm still watching jade plus unboxing videos 😂😂
Did you leave your phone unlocked 😂😂😂
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cypherflow.ai is sick
I love this.
What's at the edge of the universe and if there's the other side, who created that, and what's at the edge of that.
Wait, what was here before the atomised reality we believe we see
99% of normies will follow the line, they're happy with that
Only becomes an issue if the sheep see our side and start coming over
I could see bitchat getting picked up by the kids
Remember when we all had blackberrys
In school they're all within close proximity which is bitchat main usecase
No kyc
Daddy elon and zuckmeister will be keeping an eye open
I'm seeing a lot of #Nostr hating, it's over, the numbers, adoption blah blah fucking blah
It works! There's a community here, people enjoy this, just let it flow man!
The builders are building, the users are using, the relays are relaying
Don't overthink it bro
Gm nostriches, watched something about the British new “online safety bill” and some of the lines labour thought were acceptable to dish out in interviews……. Awful insults, foolish comments and completely stupid. Nigel Farage should be onto his lawyers, but then he’s the target, because he’s who they are most scared of.
Given they are in the process of combining this with the use of VPNs being bad (surely you have nothing to hide), beginning to wonder when a currency they are unable to control will come into their cross hairs. Seriously worried, but preparing to make my moves.
Great show nostr:nprofile1qqspnzgrfett3asxcuj0gksje6z2zxzpvgd27uvz58m9vsuqh8zzw6cprdmhxue69uhkvet9v3ejumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtm5dah8jqgkwaehxw309a3x2arp9ehx7um5wf5kctnrv9ks9s5de4 and nostr:nprofile1qqs9uvfevnpw7gn2v7nudzk86lfsyjgnd6h2j0je0rnc9c87g0nlfmcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsre0gaf , fully behind the UK being close to the top of the list of the countries that could actually default, sell their #bitcoin, and become the laughing stock, again (brown’s bottom 🫡🙌), for hawking their assets (after ditching Chagos) and continue to eat themselves from within.
Anyway, happy Thursday freaks, cheery YouTube but #coffeechain hitting the spot. Before hitting the road for a few days away with the fam…….. maybe find somewhere to spend some Bitcoin, and no one can do anything about it. https://fountain.fm/episode/KcFMNdJztEBMlySDmd6X

Enjoy buddy
Good luck 🫡
nostr:nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q3samnwvaz7tmswfjk66t4d5h8qunfd4skctnwv46qz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshgjtu6 and nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgkwaehxw309a5xjum59ehx7um5wghxcctwvshszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qrxnfk said beware of the bitchat in play Google store, it could be a virus
There's a bitchat in zapstore, is that safe?
I'm sure calle said go to bitchat . Free
Or something like that
Have you been drinking 😂😂😂
So what's bitchat integration to #Nostr mean?
Can use it through Nostr for long distances?
I thought it was like a 200m radius

Thank you to nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9us2xuyp for creating #Nostr, thank you to nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhx6mmnw3ezuur4vgkhjsen for helping with getting it off the ground, thank you to nostr:nprofile1qqsxu35yyt0mwjjh8pcz4zprhxegz69t4wr9t74vk6zne58wzh0waycpz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9uq5gamn8ghj77tvwpc8g6fhv3uxkcm3w4nx2drtxfmngurrxfmrxdmhwe3hsumkv5mk5mmv0fhxjut3vdj8j6tkw9c8zmr9xdkxjepwdahxjmmw9uq3wamnwvaz7tmpw3kxzuewdehhxarj9ekxzmny9u5nvhu6 for always being the voice of reason, thank you to nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy0hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttjv4kxz7fwv3jhyettwfhhxuewd4jj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsleq7kw for being CEO.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU, YES YOU.
Everyone who uses #Nostr regularly, who makes this, this.
With the recent events in the UK Internet identity bollocks
My friends in the UK are amazed when I tell them about this place
The zapstore, thank you nostr:nprofile1qqs8y6s7ycwvv36xwn5zsh3e2xemkyumaxnh85dv7jwus6xmscdpcygpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz76jympz the fountain thank you nostr:nprofile1qqs2wchuphy7lmvqpcqwrej0ljztp8vwsn0wm7fyscrsedtmdag279gpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuen0w4h8gctfdchxvmgjesd65
The wavlake music in flappy birds thank you nostr:nprofile1qqsda2memtapc2lykjnd8t9px4ake2stw39lg6k49xj6u3jz3pteu6qpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkc6t5v4ejummjvuhszxmhwden5te0wahhgtnydamku6tndah8g6r9w4czucmp9ufnyhqy
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Anyone else you're part of this 🫂
Have prediction markets got a price on him yet
So if you go above #Nostr or X or any social media, it all ends at the server right?
So, this is me vibe thinking 🤔 apologies 🤪😏
If the server is the single point of failure for government capture for example
Could there be a decentralized connected web of servers that all verify and share each other's server, which is verified every, let's say 10 minutes
So if a server from the EU or US goes down, it doesn't affect the existing network.
Obviously this is slightly tongue in cheek with a Nod to #Bitcoin.
But the guy shilling his new social media experience, keeps saying, it all comes back to the server.
And 99% of people will never run their own server, well if things in this world 🌎 become dystopian enough, maybe people will
Ye I have pp as my daily and I have keypass and bit warden on different phones, all with each other's logins in each other.
100,000 sats paid out to nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qpq0r8xl2njyepcw2zwv3a6dyufj4e4ajx86hz6v4ehu4gnpupxxp7s85uvay for the apps I requested, with more on the way. I'm bullish on this being a superior distribution channel and a serious revenue generator for FOSS devs.
Get your apps up and get those zaps yourselves.
Proton pass is quality but have you tried keypassdx on zapstore 🔐 very cool entropy calculator for passwords
100,000 sats paid out to nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qpq0r8xl2njyepcw2zwv3a6dyufj4e4ajx86hz6v4ehu4gnpupxxp7s85uvay for the apps I requested, with more on the way. I'm bullish on this being a superior distribution channel and a serious revenue generator for FOSS devs.
Get your apps up and get those zaps yourselves.
You took action and made it happen
I remember charcoal toothpaste, made your teeth black af
What is Neil A backwards 🤔
GM good luck tonight hope you get a block 🙏















