ONE FOR YOU CUMMDROPZ
#zappathon recommences
WE WATCHED
WE SAW
YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO BELIEVE IN CONSEQUENCES ANYMORE
DEPENDING ON YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIST LEVEL
READ ON:
BEFORE 10 YEAR YIELDS SOLD OFF RAPIDLY: A FEW DAYS BEFORE THERE WAS A “GLITCH” ON THE TICKERS
IN OUR OPINION THEY WERE TESTING THE WATERS TO SEE HOW FAR THEY CAN LET THIS GO: THE GLITCH TOOK THE 10 YY TO 4.88% BEFORE CORRECTION TO 4.5%
WE ARE NOW AT 4.84%
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#BITCOIN HAS AN ETF DECISION ON FRIDAY: THE SEC HAS UNTIL FRIDAY NIGHT MIDNIGHT TO APPEAL THE COURTS DECISION AT #GRAYSCALE AND THEY MUST COME UP WOTH SOMETHING NEW AND RELEVANT
IF ON MIDNIGHT THERE IS NO APPEAL, THE COURTS DIRECT THE SEC TO APPROVE SPOT ETF
A FEW DAYS AGO THERE WAS A “GLITCH” FAKE NEWS OF A #BITCOIN SPOT ETF APPROVAL FOR BLACKROCK
I BELIEVE TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WITH PRICE
AS YOU KNOW #BITCOIN STARTED TO ROCKET BEFORE THEY FAKE NEWS AND TOOK IT DOWN
IF SEC APPROVE 1 THEY AGREE FAIRNESS PREVAILS AND THEY WILL APPROVE ALL OF THEN
THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF TIDYING UP IN RECENT DAYS FROM ALL SPOT ETF APPLICANTS
THEYRE READY
COINCIDENCE??
GLITCHES ARE BECOMING COMMON BEFORE REALITY
THIS IS EITHER A CONSPIRACY THEORY OR SHORT TERM HISTORY IS ABOUT TO REPEAT
MIDNIGHT NEW YORK TIME FRIDAY
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#ZAP
#NOSTR
#LIGHTNINGNETWORK
THANKZ FOR READING
#BITCOIN GASHRATE 489 EHs
BITCOIN STILL GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU
#ZAP YOUR MOM
WE JUZT BOUGHT MORE BITCOIN
AFTERALL ITZ OUR EKONOMY
WE SAW THOSE CLAIMING 10k #BITCOIN AND WE SAW THOSE SAYING SPOT ETF WAS APPROVED
WE SAY THIS IS WHAT WE THINK OF YOU AND YOUR BITCOIN OPINION 
SNAKE OIL AND BABY OIL SALES PITCH
HOW TO GET PUNY NO COINER HUMANZ TO BUY #BITCOIN TODAY
1: YELLEN “ WE CAN FUND 2 WARZ EASILY WITH NO ISSUES”
2: USA GOV “ WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FUNDING THE US GOVERNMENT
WELL UKRAINE AND ISRAEL ARENT PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANIES
BUT #BITCOIN HOWEVER IS A
“FLIGHT TO QUALITY” YOUR LARRY FINK SAID
PARDON ME IF IM WRONG I BELIEVE FINK IS JEWISH???? ISRAEL BRED
HMMMMM PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA TO BUY BITCOIN BEFORE IT SAVES OTHER PEOPLE THAN U
YEAH 👍
NOW FUKK OFF AND SELF CUSTODY YOUR #ZAP COIN FUKKERZ
#BITCOIN AND #BARBELL TUESDAY HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM
ALLRIGHT GUTTFUKKZ
LAT PULL AT 90%
5 x 8
PULL UP LADDER
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
RAKK PULL TO MAX PULL
3 x 1
DB MILITARY
GORILLA PRESS
DIPZ
5 x 5 ON ALL
SMASHFUKK A GUITAR AND BUILD MUSCLE
OUT
THATZ BECAUSE WHEN THE REST OF YOU WERE CRAWLING ON YOUR NAKED BELLY SPEWING OUT WORDS SOUNDING LIKE A DEMENTED NEANDERTHAL
OUR PEOPLE WERE WRITING PHILOSOPHY, MATHEMATIKZ AND POETRY AND BEING HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL SEXUALLY
YOUR FUKKIN WELKOMME
MUTANT MUSCLE STAKK ON MONDAY SLIMEBALLZ
LETS FACE IT
ITZ MUNNDAYY SO WE ARE GONNA THROW A LITTLE GUNS INTO MUNDAYZ THRASHGASH WORKOUT
LETS START WITH A 75% MAXX
5 x 5 DEADLIFT
5 x 5 RAKK PULL
FOLLOW IT UP
85% OF MAX 3 X 3 AFTER EXCRUCIATING VEINGAIN WARMUPZ
BENCH PRESS LIGHT
LETS FIND YOUR 20 REP MAX FOR 5 SETS
THEN BASICS ON INCLINE DB PRESS 3 x 13 WITH DB PULLOVER 5 x 15 CROSS BENCH
THIS IS THE BASIC MUTANT MASS WORKOUT STRUCTURE FOR YOUR FUKKEYEZ TO GAZE UPON
THIS WILL PUT YOUR HORSE COMPETING TEZT LEVELS THROUGH THE METAPHYSICAL STRATOSPHERE
LADIEZ DONT THINK WE FORGOT ABOUT YOU
WE LOVE MUSCLE ON WOMEN
LETS RUN THE 8 x 5 DEADLIFT AT 75 % AND THE RAKK PULL AT SAME VARIABLEZ
CRUCH THE WAIST WITH A QUIKK HANG LEG RAISE UP TO 100 REPZ AND THROW SOME WIDE GRIP LAT PULL TO KEEP YOUR SEXY BAKK WIDE AND YOUR WAIST SMALL
WE KNOW WHAT YOU MUTANTFUKKZ LOVE
DONT FORGET TO HIT UP SOME #BITCOIN BEFORE YOU EAT A METRIK FUKKTONNE
U LIKE OUR CONTENT OR OF YOU THINK WE ARE VILE
GOOD
WE ARENT THE PARODY
YOU ARE
LIFT WELL MUTANTZ
TILL NEXT TIME
#ZAP
ASAP!!!!
NOT A DRILL
1: SOMEONE LIKE JACK DORSEY RUNS A PAYMENT SYSTEM
VISA, MASTERCARD U KNOW THE DRILL HERE
WHAT THEY TRANSACT THOUGH 💡
NOKIA WERE MADE OBSOLETE BY NOT KEEPING UP WITH SMART PHONES
KODAK BY DIGITAL CAMERAS ETC AGAIN YOURE UP TO SPEED HERE BEING A BITCOINER
IF JACK FOR EXAMPLE WANTS TO STAY RELEVANT HE WILL NEED TO IMPLEMENT/ INTEGRATE BITCOIN PAYMENTS
BECAUSE LIGHTNING WALLETS WILL MAKE HIM OBSOLETE
2: THE BRIDGE, SADLY WE HAVE TO PRICE BITCOIN CURRENTLY IN USD AND WHATEVER CURRENCY NEW OR OLD THAT COMES ALONG (there isn’t enough Bitcoin for everyone) SO PEOPLE WILL HAVE ANOTHER CURRENCY WHEN THEY CANT HAVE BITCOIN (whatever that will be)
IF A MAJOR PAYMENT PROVIDER IMPLEMENTS BITCOIN WALLET/TRANSACTIONS WITH THEIR FIAT RAIL LIKE STRIKE AND JACK MALLERS
IT OPENS UP THE ABILITY FOR EVERYONE TO PARTICIPATE IN BITCOIN IMMEDIATELY
TO ACCEPT BITCOIN/ BUY BITCOIN THROUGH EXISTED RAILS
REMEMBER ITS NOT THE SYSTEMS THAT ARE DYING, ITS THE CURRENCIES THEY ARE TRANSACTING… SQUARE, VISA CAN GO FOREVER ♾️
IT MATTERS WHAT CURRENCY THEY PROGRESS WITH
NO BITCOIN
NO FUTURE
THE FASTEST WAY TO BE A PAYMENT PROVIDER IS TO INSTALL THE BEST CURRENCY WHICH WE BELIEVE TO BE BITCOIN
WITHOUT THESE PROVIDERS OPENING THEIR DOORS TO BITCOIN THEY ARE LIMITING THE AVAILABILITY TO USERS BUT TO THEMSELVES TO PARTICIPATE IN THE BITCOIN ECONOMY
THIS IS WHY GRANTING A RAIL (permission to transact) ON A MAJOR PAYMENT STRUCTURE SPEEDS UP ADOPTION
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
ALLOWS EVERYONE A CHANCE TO WIN
IF ITS TO BE IN EVERYDAY LIFE THEY MUST INTEGRATE OR DIE
YES ITS TRUE, EVERYONE CAN WALK AROUND WITH WALLET OF SATOSHI…. BUT THAT LIMITS NO COINERS FROM PARTICIPATING AND A CHANCE TO OWN AND TRANSACT IN BITCOIN
BEING THAT US HODLERS OWN 94% OF COINS…. SPREADING THROUGH PAYMENT PROCESSORS SIMPLY ALLOWS BITCOIN TO GO TO INFINITY
THAT WAS A BIG TYPE
WE HOPE U FOUND IT HELPFUL
AS FOR THE BULLYING…. WELL ITS WHAT WE DO AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO WITH EVERYONE EQUALLY
“I’m starting to believe”
Not believing… if you’re going to speak English…. Do it properly
WE ALSO FOUND THAT AMUSING
ALSO THE IMPLEMENTATION OF USD WAS ON THE NEW GUYS AGENDA
NOT SURE ARGENTINA ARE MOVING ANY DECENT DIRECTION SOME OF OUR CREW THINK THEY ARE
SEE HOW IT PLAYS… BUT OLD NEWS FOR SURE
THE AVERAGE FEE TO TRANSACT ON SQUARE IS AROUND 2%
IMAGINE IF SQUARE INSTALLED #BITCOIN ON #LIGHTNINGNETWORK
AND SHOWED THE WORLD HOW FEES DIMINISH TO NEAR 0 PER TRANSACTION
#BITCOIN SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME
I WOULDNT HAVE TO CHARGE OUR PEOPLE 2% PER PAYMENT
ALMOST TAKES INFLATION DOWN IN REGARD TO FEES
WHAT A GREAT IDEA #BTC IS
ONE THING SADLY MOST OF YOU LATE BLOOMERS HAVE PROVEN
YOU JUST DONT GET IT
AND I DONT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
HAPPY STACKING
BITCOIN PAYMENTS ACCEPTED GLOBALLY THROUGH A MAJOR PAYMENT NETWORK?
HOW DOES THAT PROGRESS LEGAL TENDER…..
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1 THING I CANT STAND ABOUT WANNABE BITCOINERS
NONE OF U USE IT 😂
ITS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING BUT WHY WOULD USING IT HELP 🤣🤣
TRUST ME
SINCE 2017 WE HAVE ACCEPTED IT AS PAYMENT AND WE HAVE 7 CUSTOMERS THAT PAY WEEKLY AND ANOTHER 10 THAT PAY EVERY NOW AND AGAIN
IT SAVED AND ENRICHED US
YET NONE OF YOU WILL TAKE IT ON
STRANGE PLAN
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WHY
DOESNT SQUARE
ACCEPT #BITCOIN PAYMENTS OR HAVE A LIGHTNING WALLET?
IN 2021 YOU SAID YOU WOULD “SCHOOL ELON MUSK” WELL IT SEEMED LIKE HE INTIMIDATED YOU IN THE INTERVIEW
WHY NOT STOP WAITING FOR ELON TO ANNOUNCE BITCOIN PAY AND DO IT YOURSELF
ITS WEIRD YOUVE DEDICTED YOUR LIFE TO BITCOIN
BUT HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH IT. GRANTED YOUR HARDWARE WALLET BUT THAT DOESNT REALLY PROGRESS ANYTHING
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO START ACCEPTING BITCOIN AS PAYMENT WE NEED A PAYMENT PROVIDER
U OWN SQUARE
SO EYES ARE ON YOU
ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT BITCOIN OR ARE YOU JUST A HYPE TOURIST?
IVE HEARD YOU SINCE I STARTED IN 2017 AND SO FAR YOUVE DONE NOTHING
HOW ABOUT IT JACK?
BITCOIN PAYMENT AND WALLET FOR SQUARE?
IM CLAIMING HE FUKKED UP
NOT ME 🤣
BLOKK EXPLORER OF EACH BLOCK BEING MINED AND BY WHOM
YOU WILL SEE EVERY TRANSACTION BEING MINED LIVE EVERY 10 MINUTES
ITS WHAT MAKES BITCOIN UNDENIABLE
WE POURED MORE #BITCOIN YOUR WAY
WE ARENT THE PARODY
YOU ARE
WE SEND FOR YOUR PLANET OF PUNY HUMANS
HOPING YOU BUY PROTEIN
HORSE TRANQ
AND BODYBUILDING MAGZ
TAKE YOUR NEW FOUND #BITCOIN BUILT MUSCLE ON THOSE SHE HES YOU HAVE DOWN THERE