Freestyle running.

Honestly you have to start young. Have to admit he's pretty badass.

One battle he has to overcome is heights. Believe it or not some people are afraid of heights.

His natural sense of balance is superb. The only way I can describe this is like knowing your way up while underwater with your eyes closed. I can expand a lot on this subject.

Flipping or doing any form of gymnastic moves requires an explosive muscle type like fast twitch.

So you are using all that, and more, to run down a road or trail hoping rocks, fire hydrants, logs, and an occasional, "Fuck me, there's a dog in this yard!"

There is also a lot of mental mathematical crap involved like rate of drop over distance. Easy on the sauce on this one, your ass don't need to overshoot a set of doubles.

After a while it becomes second nature and its freedom.

Just don't fuck up, it hurts.

I assume that any exchange that does not post proof of reserves publicly is eventually going to collapse.

The only reason not to make this information public is because the exchange is selling paper bitcoin.

What’s everyone’s Friday plans

delete all IP law

Next time use a fire pit, over a wood fire.

NOTE: They might have to cook their own.

I’m going to the Vegas conference. Haven’t been to Vegas before, so people are like “enjoy the tables, don’t get rekt!”

Meanwhile I literally live in Atlantic City (when I’m not in Cairo), so I’m like:

Guess who has two thumbs and won't be able to walk in two days?

☠️🦵🦵☠️

I’m a firm believer that everyone should have at least one really great room in their house. The kind of room that just makes you feel good to be in it.

Witness an old people wheelchair fight ✅

I'm glad I got to check this off my bucket list.

The Great Toilet Reveal

I was going to the restroom at a shopping mall with my friend. There were three stalls, the middle one had a red lock, so my friend went into the first, and I headed to the third.

As I opened the door… BAM! Things started falling out of the stall - a purse, some clothes, a jacket, and who knows what else! 👜👗🧥 I looked up in shock and there she was… a woman sitting on the toilet, wearing just a bra and glasses, casually scrolling her phone like she was chilling at home. 📱🫣

I froze. For like five seconds I just stood there, staring at that poor purse stuck between the stall door and the floor. Meanwhile, more women started walking in and got treated to this glorious scene 😂 a half-naked lady and her personal belongings scattered all over the floor like a chaotic garage sale. 😳🚽🫠

Suddenly she stood up and slammed the door shut like nothing happened.

Me? 👀

I did my business in record time and sprinted out of there like my life depended on it, no way I was gonna meet her outside all dressed up and angry! 🏃‍♀️💨😅

Have you ever had an awkward or funny toilet moment? 🚽

Ever opened a door you instantly regretted? 🚪👀

😂😂😂

It's for the good of all of us 🙏

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