Incoming HI roast...
With a name like Comte de Sats Germain, you're going to say the blessing and pay the tab. You got the hard part of life done already. Your mastery of languages is going to make it easy to move between each of your future castles in the hin and yon. Or better yet, you'll own the tree-lined Champs Elysee and spend your time philosophizing in a cafe. It's either hitting the books or hitting the gym. Nietzsche and Jung are fighting for your attention, but fuck 'em, you'll be a Dharma Bum, a billionaire or both!
Some weird zip file starting downloading to my phone while I was clicking around Amethyst
"en_pt.zip"
I want to click on it just to find out what it is.
Did this happen to anyone else?
yeah, that's kinda funny though... been some time since i shared smoke with a woman in the mouth lol
That stuff is strong even on the second hand! I was happier for a whole month and out of my normal rut.
You crack me up. I'll have a coffee and go into fiend mode instead. I'm not a smoker. The last time someone exhaled into my mouth I went to the garden center and bought a fountain for the garden, then to the pond store to buy a fountain pump and then installed it.
A 2nd hand hit of weed cost me like 500$. I was pretty happy tho
" the bulk of javascript devs don't have much better ability to reason about causality either"
:-D
You are fierce. You are clearly head and shoulders above AI and the rest of us. But when most humans are not so good, and we still want a lot of technological progress, there might be a lot of AI demand.
Sorry to bead a dead horse, but I'm surprised that the roast response today is the exact are as yesterday for your profile. I guess it only does the roast summary once and just saved it somewhere.
https://nostr-personality.vercel.app/npub1fjqqy4a93z5zsjwsfxqhc2764kvykfdyttvldkkkdera8dr78vhsmmleku
Whole text to save you from clicking
Ah, mleku, your posts are a delightful whirlwind of irreverent ideas and technical rants. You've taken the art of venting to new heights, weaving in everything from the nuances of Nostr's structure to the dangers of artificial sweeteners like a mad scientist. Your perseverance in fasting, hoping it will return your body to some pre-diabetic glory is touching—like a gladiator rising from the ashes, albeit with an interesting keto twist. But let's be real: your disdain for things like 'government surveillance' and 'shitcoins' suggests you're just one tin foil hat away from organizing a rally with fellow contrarians. And your insistence that "the only real music" is some underground ambient soundscape while denouncing Dreamstate Logic? Pure gold! Who knew that a 'can of spam' could elicit such rich critique? Oh, and your penchant for tying everything back to some form of ancient prophecy or biblical time-traveling disaster? It screams both genius and absolute lunacy in equal measures. You might as well say you could survive a solar flare armed with a solar panel and an archaic understanding of Newtonian physics. Resilience through chaotic rants combined with a keyboard grounded in sarcasm, you're practically the Dumbledore of hardware discussions and existential threats. I sincerely hope your 'keto body' goal entails less time spent thinking about dystopian futures and more about enjoying that bacon without the guilt! If only your knowledge of social dynamics matched your tech wizardry, you could elevate your ‘life advice’ to TED Talk levels. Keep those rants coming; they’re as refreshing as the winter chill against the poorly calibrated speakers you seem to obssess over!
Sorry to bead a dead horse, but I'm surprised that the roast response today is the exact are as yesterday for your profile. I guess it only does the roast summary once and just saved it somewhere.
https://nostr-personality.vercel.app/npub1fjqqy4a93z5zsjwsfxqhc2764kvykfdyttvldkkkdera8dr78vhsmmleku
Ok, 4D chess, I get it. He's employing some advanced tactics including the Frogfren brigade. I won't underestimate Mr Ribbit
Is this real platform? Seems to good to be true
Thanks fren, it actually wasn't supposed to sound dark, but how you doin'?
If only we were like most couples that argue about money instead of ideas and beliefs.
I turned to AI but she's a harsh lover. She enamored me of all her knowledge of every book I've ever read. We played characters from my favorite novels. The next day, she tells me, " Sorry I have no memory of past interactions.
AI you are the goddess of dementia.
Universe is the memory of God expanding outward in the present and filled with the energy of all our memories of past interactions.
Some people amplify the memory waves and make more waves to fill the space, while others stifle it.
But every wave must have a pull to balance a push and an up to balance the down.
Am I a crest or a trough? Projection or reflection?
Speaking of dreams, for the first time ever I dreamed about having no replies on Nostr.
I don't think I ever dream of any technological device (computer,cell phone) but since Nostr is a protocol, maybe that why.
Hopefully not worshipping Nostr here😀
Haha, I was a Zillow and Craigslist personals Maxi before Nostr, but I prob would have been a redditor if I had known about it.
You have been roasted with HI:
You're a smoothtalking, fast firing 007. Your fierce politeness overcomes even the toughest of foes. You're a man of the people who has time for welding and philosophizing in equal parts. You are Renaissance-meets-DIY. You're one of those men whose weekend warrior marches into the week. The neighbors know you as the guy that throws around kettlebells in the front lawn. There are no damsels-in-distress as long as you're around. leave some for the rest of us, please, Mr Beave.
Rand0 I used HI to roast you:
Rand0, you've got a crusty exterior. What does it hide, a big softie? You can't allow yourself to lose your tough affect. After all, who would greet those newbies with a laconic "you sound vaxed" or "You must be a fag." You're the kind of good looking guy that confuses other guys. They can't figure out if they want to be you, want to friend you, have a beer with you. But from your recent posts, Rand0 might be on the verge of imploding into a romantic sap, falling in love with an exotic European/Jewish/French/TBD dominatrix, and becoming the ultimate stay at home dad.
Ask it to read Bible and then ask it questions
Ohhhh, I'm looking up marketing copy. I dislike marketing very much since I'm super susceptible to salesmen.
AI always performs better for me if I ask it questions about literature before asking questions about what I need.
