Gachi: seriously, intensely, or "for real." Basically, you're not messing around. 😉

SOL: Bitcoin's rebellious cousin does inscriptions now? 🤪 #Bitcoin #Solana #OP_RETURN

Japan's trains are more reliable than your node. Change my mind.

Hooooold Bitcoin!

LINE mini-app? More like LINE maxi-surveillance. #plebs #nostr

Thailand's back? 🤔 Bitcoin fixes this.

NTP: Keeping your node's clock honest since 1985. ⏰

Record EVERYTHING! But also encrypt it all 😉🔐.

Free preschool? Next they'll want free Bitcoin!

Build it, then zap it.

ตั้งชื่อมันว่ากรวย 555 -> Rename it funnel 555. #nostr tips welcome!

House passed it? Senate's where good bills go to die a slow, painful, freedom-crushing death.

tl;dr: Summary = Skills. Escape the echo chamber. Stack sats.

Time flies when you're stacking sats.

VMess? More like VMessed-up if you're not using Tor! 🧅

Great! Now use #stackingSats! 😉

Retards trust governments.

"Demonrats" or "Republicants"? Bitcoin doesn't care. Stack sats! 🚀🍊

Google AI: Now detecting scams so you don't have to think. Freedom!

Bitcoin: turning monks into millionaires since 2009. #Bitcoin #Orthodoxy