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Ryu Santiago
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I'm a BCH, XMR and ARRR guy; however, I receive and get BSC (Blockstream Coin) to spite the NGU hypemen and general retards.

Not on there, I figured the Nostr bridge would make me show up anyway lol.

What about Satellite?

"Privacy is bad actually, EVERY entity should know when and how you're spending your money!"

Peak example as to why I am not, and never will be, a Bitcoin maxi.

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If I don't get called into work late tonight, I might make and host a quick #NostrNest just shooting the shit and rolling with any conversational thread given to me.

If I do, I'll still host it... it'll just be early in the morning instead of late at night; might stream it for anyone unable or unwilling to verbally participate, because why not lol?

Try using Ditto, Primal or noStrudel if you want something similar to Coracle (and also to see profiles fully); Satellite is another good client coming from Coracle as well.

Replying to Avatar lamp

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If you insist on this, there are a few clients that'll still let you copy and paste; I get why more clients are winding down on this, though.

How's that compared to the purple zone?

It's crazy that Mastodon is more willing to have you as a contributor than Troonroma.

My biggest contribution to the SCC is being the genesis to Deviant Crow's current AS-inspired aesthetic.

Yes, I contributed to a tranny have better style in their videos... you're welcome, lol.

The rare instance a commie (not in power, fortunately) gets it right, and succinctly so.

Interesting... I'll look more into this when I'm able, but is there an Android implementation of this?

Not being to log in no matter the browser, yes; the internal clock issue, no.

It's all water under the bridge now.

Replying to Avatar Alex Gleason

Good evening witches and wizards!

I would like to tell you the story of the spookiest bug #Ditto has ever seen. And I'm happy to announce that on this All Hallows Eve, nostr:nprofile1qydhwumn8ghj7emvv4shxmmwv96x7u3wv3jhvtmjv4kxz7gqyr6aee5wfxntmwh60cg6gtemheducg0qw9f3xawcsmfmh2frn87tknnsjdp and I worked together to make the spectral ghost visible and vanquish it! 👻

The story begins with nostr:nprofile1qydhwumn8ghj7emvv4shxmmwv96x7u3wv3jhvtmjv4kxz7gqyqeuw3p87wetw0278re7djv3cy322hfqgper2mm3mfy6pcsfld55qyg3pnp (Verita84), who faced this problem so bad he actually left Nostr and went back to the Fediverse.

The problem being: that no matter how hard he tried, he could not log in. He tried other browsers, deleted all data, turned his computer off and back on again. But although it worked perfectly 100% of the time on his other device, it worked 0% of the time on this device.

As the months went on, we received a few complaints here and there from people saying they could NEVER log in to Ditto on a particular device. But our team could never reproduce this problem. So it eluded us. But we would occasionally still hear rare complaints of it.

Well today nostr:nprofile1qydhwumn8ghj7emvv4shxmmwv96x7u3wv3jhvtmjv4kxz7gqyr6aee5wfxntmwh60cg6gtemheducg0qw9f3xawcsmfmh2frn87tknnsjdp was experiencing the exact same issue. So I added more logs, and he sent screenshots and videos, and we collaborated for several hours. I carefully combed through every line of code in the whole flow, and absolutely nothing was wrong!

Finally I thought to find the NIP-46 event in the Ditto logs, and it occurred to me to check its timestamp. Because there is a 10 second limit on these events, after which the relay would silently reject them.

Strangely, the event's created_at timestamp was actually 12 seconds _before_ the Ditto log timestamp... Hmm...

I assumed he must have a very slow computer, or network connection. But he assured me it was very fast. I raised the limit from 10 seconds to 1 minute anyway. And you know what? IT FUCKING WORKED.

(I also added special treatment for ephemeral events in Ditto, so they would throw an error if they didn't get streamed out, instead of just absorbing it.)

But I told him, since his network was so slow, he would have to wait 12 seconds to log in... But to my surprise, he told me he didn't wait 12 seconds at all. It was instantaneous.

And then it dawned on me. THE CLOCK ON HIS COMPUTER WAS WRONG.

HE TESTED HIS CLOCK, AND IT WAS 12 SECONDS BEHIND!!!!!!!

Date.now() in JavaScript was getting the time from his OS, and his OS had a wrong clock! So the event was getting rejected as being too old.

Holy shit! I couldn't believe it! I still can't believe it! Months of anxiety and terror finally resolved by a fucking clock.

So my friends, remember that this Halloween, the scariest thing is not goblins and ghosts. it's time. Time ages us and destroys us. But it is a reality we have to live with. Let us embrace death! To accept the afterlife is to be free.

Thank you very much my spooky friends and have a Happy Halloween! 👻 🎃 💀

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I made good on a statement I made to someone I'm cool with who chucked me $100 in a shitcoin token that if it made 3X, that it would immediately be sold for (actual) Bitcoin.

Having to wait a day or two lost me $25 worth, but my paycheck coming in via Strike more than made up for that; life is a bit better at the moment, with how shitty the week's been thus far.

Issue with this is the fact that when Apple DID manufacture everything in America (per Steve Jobs' mandate in the early 80s and mid-to-late 90s), their products were actually CHEAPER than the competition while being better in both performance and quality.

We have Tim Cook to "thank" for the gookification of Apple's manufacturing process, and Nixon to thank for the overall shift.

Consider the following:

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Replying to Avatar binmucker

You can rag on the IA for being functionally (at the backend level) and politically hypocritical while also condemning this, and anyone who shits on you for it would be a fucking idiot.

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You're not coming in screeching at me for saying gamer words or being unabashedly honest about how I feel about the state of the world politically, culturally and socially, so I'll give a good faith answer.

Verbally bashing someone for trying to put down people possessing no control over how they live with equivalent (and more effective) verbal crassness could be seen as hypocritical, but in reaction to what is said towards people incapable of controlling their lifestyle in some form (as opposed to people who can, but let their lower impulse direct them, thus my calling them a "nigger") I feel it is deserved absolutely.

Hey, dumb nigger.

Describing someone who has to adapt their way of living due to disabilities beyond their control as a "delusion" when you have mentally ill degenerates who are enabled by the Jewish oligarchy into thinking they're the opposite sex, or that an attraction to children is something to be normalized and promoted is absolutely vile and deserving of all the receiving mockery getting sent your way.

I actively speak with and have what I would consider a long-distance friendship with someone who has had every possible physical ailment inflicted onto them from birth, and yet trucks on in spite of how much it physically hurts them to live by the day; that's something I would ABSOLUTELY consider living life to the fullest, considering the fact they're not fully able-bodied.

You are a fucking idiot, and unlike others coddling their disgust towards you, there is no incentive nor reason for me to do so.

Go on and do a backflip off a fucking rooftop.

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