By the way, I like that you leave meaningful comments and seem open to discussion. Thank you. 👍

Some men definitely lean that way. I understand that perspective, having been on both sides of that fence. You're definitely right, we are indeed simple creatures, but sometimes the simplicity can be deceptive to those who don't know. 😊

As I've gotten older, my needs have changed, and it seems to be a trend amongst my peers as welll. 😁

How to keep a #man happy #2:

Men are constantly #criticised at work, at play and even at home. It is extremely rare for men to be #praised for even the simplest of things. Men are also more #critical of themselves, than anyone else could ever say out loud. When we make #mistakes, we feel it in our bones. Our #pride and #ego takes a massive hit. That said, just the smallest praise for the most basic things can pick up a man froman funk. A "wow, good stuff", or a more personal " I really #appreciate that" can make all the difference in the world.

I've cum 3 times today and I'm ready for number 4 👀

So.

For a film in film school I ended up doing this torture scene. Lady detective and muscle guy vs scrawny pierced up guy. They're asking him vague "where is it" kind of questions and you feel bad for the guy because he really seems like he doesn't know. The dude is just wailing on him and smacking him around. Pulling out piercings and shit.

And when he can't take it anymore he says "sassafras" and that's the safe word and the lights come on and the muscle guy gets all effeminate "awwwww I really thought you were enjoying that onnnnneeeeee" and it turns out to be a sex game between him his boyfriend and their payed domme the whole time.

The domme ends up suggesting trying some other situations and claps her hands and the end is a sight gag of random things. A scuba diver with an industrial sized jar of mayonnaise waddlesn, a nusre walks past snapping a glove, then a man. A big hairy sweaty man wearing nothing but a leather apron comes in and I watched old YouTube filmmaking videos and had built a homemade evil dead chainsaw. But for this film I took the blade out and went to the local sex shop and was like "I'm making a movie... No no like a real one... Like... An art film... Film school! I need the biggest dildo you have! "

And this lady reached under the bar and slapped down this thing called "the great white dong" that was as big as my arm from fist to shoulder blade.

I attached that to the chainsaw thing and the best thing was it was flexy kind of like this one in this video and so the actor just slightly shook his arms like the chainsaw was on and that fucking thing jiggled so menacingly.

How to keep a #man happy #1:

Let him have some alone time in his #mancave. In general, men don't need much social interaction to feel fulfilled. They like to problem solve, and challenge themselves. Bring him the occasional #coffee or #beer, and he'll occupy himself #tinkering away. When he shows you something he's made, its usually because he attempted something and accomplished it. So even if those shelves he made look like a stack of sticks and planks held together with hopes and dreams, he desperately want your approval. Tell him he did good, not in a condescending way, in a #respectful way. He needs to hear it, because its so rare for us to hear #compliments about the things we do.

I can handle it, I’m not a newbie 😈

Please step on me 🥹

the new snort logo is so fuggin bad