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It's either what happens to me in the morning after a night of Meat Lovers pizza and beer, or:

"On a footbridge over a waterway in the port of Kragerø, there’s a sign reading “Sakte Fart.” Its meaning is clear in Norwegian, a command to boats on the waterway to cut speed to a minium. But when misread by English-speaking tourists, it becomes an amusing linguistic mix, as the word “fart” is an indecent word for breaking wind."

So, "No Wake", I suppose.

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"The crowd was swarmed when The Influencer arrived at the park" has got to be a premier 1st-world (well, are we anymore, really?) police chief statement to the M5M.

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How strange. That's the last thing the cockpit crew says on the recorder right before the crash: "1 of 2 US Navy sailors charged with spying is from Wisconsin". And immediately before that, they say "Wheat and Corn are indigenous to Kansas and other Mid-Western states".

This article is some sort of cell trigger.

nostr:npub1p35pwvpnzz2d4j2nqwnl4e4c9qc7aynvq8rk8zjthn90vaudc59qmcanw0 Sam the Butcher wrapped all his meat in paper. If it was good enough Alice it’s good enough for you. Unless you think you’re better than the Bradys’ maid.

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I think the problem is that if ALL the meat is wrapped in paper, browsing your cuts in the cooler shelves will be significantly hampered.

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Is that green crescent in the black square the mate of a broken off black part up inside the red fingerpad? If not, you might just need a replacement rubber tip. Pretty sure someone sells those.

If yes, maybe a small dab of Krazy Glue on the top left and bottom right of the black square might hold the red tip on for a few more weeks/years?