Hi all! I have invented an exciting new technology I wanted to share with you. I found a way to create NFTs based on physical USD. The process is very complicated, but basically I use a specialized process to 'inscribe' the NFT onto the dollar bill. This creates a completely unique, impossible to duplicate work of art! It also has the benefit of significantly or marginally increasing or even decreasing the value of the token. The best part? It works without any blockchain, Internet connection or computer. My first prototype is below. It's a real work of art!

https://void.cat/d/49Xxgg8YVUe6LnyTN9Nc9K.webp

No, because If I find 8 of your 24 words, it's 128x easier to brute-force your account. Also, multi-sig can be set up to survive loss of one or more seed phrase.

Try a canoe. Sure, they can tip over more easily, dumping you and your hardware wallet into the water, but they are cheap and easy to fllip back upright.

Yeh, what's up with that? Does it just mean that the sig is valid or something?

There's still time.

Quit wrecking my conspiracy theories with facts.

No, it's still worthless.

That's weird. Why would their bank be banning USD withdrawls? Deposits make sense, but why prevent people from withdrawing their money? Is their banking partner worried about a run? Do we know which bank(s) they use?

BTFP = Buy The Fucking Paper

Since you don't have a theory, here's mine (tinfoil hat optional): They all go overseas to countries who's currencies are hyperinflating. In some countries, they won't even accept older designs of U.S. bills, meaning there is a massive demand for new bills. It's similar to how we need to ship all of our nat gas to Europe, so suddenly gas stoves and heaters are a major health hazzard and need to be banned. In Weimar Germany, they had to constantly innovate and invent new printing techniques and equipment in order to keep up with the volume of physical bills required. Now the U.S. is trying to do this for the entire world and can't keep up. Even if everyone in the U.S. completely ditches cash, this could become a serious problem in the future. Keep an eye out for massive funding requests from the Bureau of Printing and Engraving in the near future.

I tried once, but it wouldn't fit. ;D

Okay, the U.S. Bereau of Engraving and Printing says that although printing is down the past few years, it actually rose for most denominations from 2017 to 2019. This is definately strange. We should be seeing a more even distribution of dates. Can't wait to hear the theory.

https://www.bep.gov/currency/production-figures/annual-production-reports

Nothing. Everything is either 2013 or 2017. Verry strang.

Lojban (j/k)

Looks like this problems has been solved quite a few times. Here are some options:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SaypYu

https://navlipi.org/

https://omniglot.com/conscripts/phonetic.htm (tons of options here)

The great thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from!

Yeh, the article was poorly written, but nostr:npub1kry7hrdh9xgc2l5vyt3aahlyh53g0mrz9ykq8uh20cy5mpue4fusjhshf3 seems to have gotten exactly the opposite meaning from it some how.

Also I hate when scientists talk about 'magnetic re-connection.' It's a completely useless metaphor, since everyone knows magnetic field lines are imaginary.

Welcome! Enjoy your freedom :D

Do you have a link? I can't wait to see how Fedi works in practice.

Do we know who the trusties are going to be for this federation? Are there well know individuals or orgs running it?

I can't fucking believe this! 'Toolkit' is an extremely sexist term. They should use a gender neutral term like 'genitalkit'. I guess I should expect this from a city in Texas, but I'm just so outraged. This is unacceptable.

There is also a chance that the SEC will freeze Binance accounts in the next couple of days. It depends on what the courts decide.

I wonder if this is related to the collapse of Silvergate Bank and the loss of their settlement network.