You heartless bastard, Ill take them off your hands

“I tried to replace all my vices with wanking, but then my dick hurt too much”

#overheardincornychat

It takes a conscious effort 🐶🐾🤣

I have a bone to grind with you, Nostr. I’ve been slaving away trying to build a completely new ecosystem for a media hosting, and we’ve been charging bare minimum to keep the service afloat while providing a human-to-human/dog support, and yet people complain how “outrageous” the pricing is. If the price cannot afford even a cup of coffee after costs, it is not outrageous in my book. Creators love to complain how they get nothing for their work, while many devs are literally giving away their time, knowledge and investment into the craft of tech. Also, your fucking bullshit about 1 sat = 1 sat, while closely monitoring fiat rates, is getting old and tiresome. At least be honest with yourself, and stop placating bullshit. I am not your slave, I am not your daddy, if you need a good service that is free from ads and other bullshit, then someone has to pay. If you do not want to pay, do it yourself or go to YouTube or TikTok or Instagram, and stop pretending like you give a fuck.

Now go and fuck yourselves, and make sure to enjoy it! 🐶🐾🫡😤

🤣 it was a chili actually. Apparently guinea pigs can't tolerate spicy food.

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Today, I ate a guinea pig.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

No, it's kangaroo!

🦘