Do I put everything here I’m putting on Twitter or what are the rules?

The average American consumes 9 gallons of ranch dressing a year.

Which is a totally real statistic that I didn’t just make up.

When you meet a smooth-talking scorpion that absolutely convinces you that giving them a ride across the river could never end in tragedy because that doesn’t make any sense, remember that they are

A FUCKING SCORPION!!!

It’s not about what they say, or even what they believe because they really don’t think they’ll sting you and kill you both, because that DOESN’T make sense.

But that’s the whole thing, right? They are a scorpion. It is their very nature to sting in times of panic.

Don’t trust scorpions, even when they paint a rosy picture that doesn’t involve you drowning in the middle of the river. Because that will happen, and it’s because you trusted a scorpion.

But what does it mean??

Why would amethyst connect to relays there are not on my list?

Be your best self.

You know that guy you are on a first date or a job interview? Yeah BE him.

I should I just send it on more of my detached philosophical ramblings?

This is a rhetorical question.

Your testosterone levels dictate entirely whether you believe in objective truth or not

Stamp collecting is a highly underrated hobby.

IYKYK 😎

ffs

privacy is important.

the simple fact you know the money is moving is enough.

Every utxos is going to be mapped and assigned a risk assessment score.

Total transparency is a design flaw.

STATUS: Bored with seemingly every topic.

pro tip

A particular individual not having access to a particular piece of data doesn't make a system private.

5k bits to whoever guesses what I’m making

sad that they don't even have the most basic of privacy guarantees.

I see users helping each other, I zap.