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Professional Paw Enthusiast Nonbinary demisexual. Degenerate biscum. Altruistic sadist. Extreme misanthrope. I'm the bottom, even in a straight relationship. I like my boys dressed like girls, and my girls dressed like boys. Traps are the ideal male form, and tomboys are peak female performance. I can't count high enough to measure my IQ, but you could probably count it on one hand. On all levels except physical, I am a generic white girl. Official Libertarian, certified by @mewmew@blob.cat (may she rip in peace) Flirty, friendly, and warm. Proud of my power. Hardcore super feminist psyop Satanist. Anarchogrillist weeaboomer. Loud and obnoxious and just generally all around rude. Democratic catboy authoritarian fascist dictator. Nerdy, Libertarian, and frequently sarcastic. I should be put in jail. That's what made me statist. I am a dynamic, complex individual. I'm jealousy, I'm spite and hate, to the core I'm mean. I dominate both ends of the bell curve. True believer in the Chad Quoit Theory. I love the bussy more than I love being a cyberbully. I dress in black because I'm a fag, not because I'm evil. I'm not a pedophile, I'm just Libertarian. My husband is a Silvally, but he's an awesome OC Silvally recolor who is cooler than all the other Silvally and graduated in the top of his class in the Silvally fighting academy and was the strongest fighter in the entire Pokemon military. All of my posts are elaborate fantasies and works of fiction. I'm the apex shitposter. Don't expect me to tag my shitposts or sarcasm because not even I can tell when I'm being serious anymore. Donate money, or even a manual typewriter, to ME, for your ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.
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nostr:npub1nn5luse8ku8dfzl07hpn70em9g0g906fpycl36dmml35cqfapwvqdu2wq3 I try not to use the place anymore. It was a neat idea but I don't know how the edit wars and 24/7 CIA accounts could be abolished. It's not even good for math because it's impossible to understand the damn pages unless you already have a PhD in math. :blobcatfacepalm:

I do not believe that just because a sequel comes after a prequel, that it should be set after it. Perhaps by breaking these arbitrary restrictions, we could usher in a new age of cinema.

What drives an elf to become a vampire? They're already immortal, so that can't be it. They already have magical powers, so that can't be it. Why, then, would they choose such a life path?

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nostr:npub1ecj3mfr9lzvx7wh6fmh59vz6eet324mdtdlp9qxzqvwuvpglwnxqv6fchy A lot of e-celebs have them and do unboxing of stuff people sent them.

nostr:npub1z06laf0rhhwzd7h0y303hfp6e7r29e8p6vyl2yr7nv5uefdgtcfslny3q9 nostr:npub1ecj3mfr9lzvx7wh6fmh59vz6eet324mdtdlp9qxzqvwuvpglwnxqv6fchy A youtuber I watch had to stop doing those kinds of videos because someone sent him a package with a GPS tracker in it, so they could find his actual address

I didn't even try sticking to the bit, I forgot about it before it even began

Every time I make a post and see a Jordan Peterson avatar I feel like I'm about to die

I'm a straight man in a gay man's body, that's why all my friends are lesbians

bf just grabs my dick and says "enbrapped perhaps"

what the fuck

"It's funny how I can say a racist slur and you can instantly know what I want to eat"

real quote

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nostr:npub12hm7cwpfqgydcqc2qyt95zceyw5q73uzlyqdp34u3tqq46xtw3zqn4da3e oh, dumb. a card that lets you just nope an opponent card would actually be kinda good if their deck has bizzare shit in it

nostr:npub1f8e6w3kg6cptk4ljl09ua3vezr7gws4jcuwyvzdnpytsnlp2yd6savzu5u There are a handful of actual cards that do that, actually. I've had some dumb misplays where I play a card that lets me tap an opponents card after they've already tapped it, because I forgot that tapping it won't prevent them from activating an ability they've already activated. It's a mistake that I can understand making once but I've done it like 3 times.

nostr:npub1f8e6w3kg6cptk4ljl09ua3vezr7gws4jcuwyvzdnpytsnlp2yd6savzu5u Yeah, but you can only tap the card that has that ability. It actually had pretty crazy stats too, I think it was like a 4 mana 7/9 or some shit like that.

ai generated mtg cards are fucking hilarious

instant whose only text is "play this card only as a sorcery"

land that does nothing, can't even be tapped for mana, but has trample

card with a tap ability, "Name a card. Any player may activate this ability." which does nothing but tap it

instant with "Name a card. You gain 1 life."

Dozens of cards that require you to name a card then do nothing else

and my personal favorite, "Target creature. Target opponent is named that creature."

I had a dream that revealed to me that two characters who I hate previous written as hating each other actually have a decent relationship. They disagree, and tend to annoy each other, but still have respect for each other and are able to understand why the other feels the way they do, and believe the things they do. Very solid relationship overall.

This is troublesome, as now I need to go on a mass retcon spree.

Wisdom from a dream I had last night - do not claim the ends justify the means, do not claim it's okay to do evil if it's for a greater good. Just do good.

I do not have any cells in my brain. Cells are for prisoners - my mind is free.

New avatar, new you.