If anyone doubts this sage advice just ask the Ladies of #nostr, they'll tell you ๐
Guys, if your woman is upset and angry one of the best things you can do is say 'calm down'.
It's a sure fire guaranteed way to settle her down and sooth her angered soul.
I promise.
Pinky swear.
Grab a bottle of vino and chill instead ๐
You're overthinking it, swig a bottle of JD in 30 seconds then come and share how you feel ๐
Fuck and I thought I was here to offer terrible advice...
Do the opposite of what the government recommends.
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Obey your government, they're your friend
It's what I'm here for, you ever reach a point where you need some catastrophically awful advice, you know where to come ๐ซ
Sod that, you know that thing you want, that really expensive shiny new toy, sell your sats and get that instead ๐ค
Everyone in the UK needs to put up a framed picture of Kier Starmer in their hallway this morning and should bow to it every time they pass
#UKelection
It is, sell the lot, while you still can
#GM #coffeechain I bet you lot all got up, full of enthusiasm and ready to rock the day, right?
Fuck that shit. Drink your coffee and go back to bed. None of it really matters anyway.
This isn't an account which will just throw out random really shit advice...oh no.
It's more than that.
Think of me like a slightly disturbed, weird, fucked up agony uncle.
Come to me with your problems, share them and see if we can't find a way to work together to ruin your life more than you would manage on your own.
There's plenty of scope, trust me.
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#introductions #reallyshitadvice
Just shout a bit louder and point more, that'll do the job ๐
This is a great day to sell some #bitcoin ๐
