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This is the best place to come for some utterly crap advice, the type of advice that'll ruin your life β˜ οΈπŸ’€ Anyone following this advice needs their fucking head examined πŸ€ͺ Seriously. What kind of crazy bastard would follow the advice they receive here?! πŸ€”

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Hey guys, I've found this really cool cryptocurremcy called #nano, I reckon we should all ditch our #bitcoin and buy some today! If we all do it together we'll all get mega rich and never have to work again πŸ₯³

Thanks to the kindness and generosity of the good people of nostr I've made enough money dispensing life altering terribly advice to buy several small penny chews and I snagged half a slice of bread from a pigeons grasp so now I can make a sandwich.

#nostr is definitely the future.

That being said, get back on Facebook. Zucc needs your engagement. He deserves it. You'll be better of for it.

#GM #nostr it's Monday...

Go back to sleep.

Everything will be fine.

Hey, I'm not here to offer good advice, clue's in the name πŸ˜‹

I'm gonna throw it out to you guys;

On what subject should today's dose of #reallyshitadvice be offered?

Extra points if you follow said advice and provide video evidence of your life's inevitable decline.

#asknostr

What you really need is the ultra violet equivalent of hair of the dog - get back out there, fully exposed for at least 14 hours a day for the next 14 days...you'll be right as rain πŸ’―

Today's dose of #reallyshitadvice is this:

Listen to Adele.

On repeat.

https://youtu.be/YQHsXMglC9A?si=kZd6XNRsKk2P2lkF

I swear on my life, this works. I tried it once.

If you want to make a really smart bet, put some money on England winning the Euros.

This advice is free...can you fucking believe it? I mean, really...?

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