Good morning! ☕☕☕ Starting today I can drink again! I had my blood collected in the morning for the yearly check up so I'm free to clean some bottles.

So you want to get your dick sucked or to hold the camera? 😂

How old are you? 😁 'Cause we're living close. You can DM me. And I might even tell you how close I am. 😂

You survived another week! 😁

Beers and shots? 🍻

Good morning! Ready for the weekend, any plans?

What?! You're worried that she might find out that you're not perverted enough?!😂

😹😹😹

is she wondering what you're up to?? :3

Kinda....

Not for sex toys but you can cut the existing one and replace it.

There are some rings that can be opened and securely close them back.

i think this is a very human feeling—to want to be the reason. for me, the effort isn't to be the reason, but to be chosen by Her to be the reason.

if that makes any sense :3

She told me to stop acting goofy and made me shred chicken for dinner 😹 nostr:note1tn6lhd9d73uuz2wdp76j78hl52z7w48f78j8vl7ya6nyw88js4vqsvwthr

If you hold a dildo with your mouth, we might have a deal.

Good morning! ☕ I don't know why I feel like she wants me to piss on her. 😂 Maybe I did it once from this angle?! 🤷

Lesbian storytime.

Yesterday we (me & my bestie) acted according to plan, namely to go and find another chick willing to be part of our first threesome.

Surprisingly, it was a win, so to speak, but I also have to temper anyone's expectations. This will not be that post that'll bring me the big zaps.

First of all, my/our expectations were probably a bit exaggerated from the start because both of us watch a lot of porn and reality seems to be a bit different. Also, we got pretty drunk, now I'm hungover, I slept just a little, and my bed proved itself not ideal for three people fucking and/or sleeping.

That being said, let's get into that little action. Yesterday we had our first sunny day after about a month of rain and darkness so we went to a very nice place, next to a river, dressed to show the benefits of sports but without looking like cheap whores. We wanted to look good but without attracting dudes that want a quicky for €50. This is a place where most people stand instead of sit, and that's the best place to show confidence in the looks.

We got two Aperol Spritz and walked around to see if someone catches our eyes and immediately realised that our plan was flawed because there were no chicks alone (duh!). So we decided to join two other chicks and see what happens. I went straight into complimenting them, mixed with a lot of "let's know each other" small talk. A couple of drinks later I had to ask them if they were a couple or anything, even if they obviously weren't, but I had to crack the ice somehow. That allowed us to move the jokes into drunk lesbian fun territory until one of them suddenly said that she had to go and the other one just said ok. My new hopes of foursomes quickly collapsed but we were three left so I shouldn't complain.

At least the discussions and the whole dynamic changed for the better, we started to drink a little like crazy and to discreetly touch each other. Sometime after midnight, we decided to come to my place and see what could happen. Here's where I got a bit disappointed, even if I shouldn't, but me and my bestie created a fucking bucket list, and we were in total orgy mode, but the new chick was more into kissing-touching-feelings mode. So it was more of tongue in mouth than tongue in pussy/ass experience, still pleasant, a lot of fingering, but the energies didn't quite match.

I woke up, made a big pot of coffee, we called it breakfast, "We should meet again", kissie-kissie, and they left. I'll talk later to my bestie, to see what she thinks, and after that see what are the other one's thoughts, because right now I have no idea what she might think.

I'll find out today or tomorrow what's next, if there's gonna be something next.

#nsfw

I said at some point that I'm an SG1 chick, that should have been a clue. 😂

Dog dick strap-on! 😁