Hey, you... yes you, psst, I have a secret that I haven't told anyone. When I leave something with weight (like an event, special place) and get on a bus, train, whatever, I buy a snack for the ride. Waffle and cheap ice coffee, the kind that has more sugar than coffee, and just sip, munch and bathe in melancholy. You are the first one that knows this, so that makes us #conspirators #nostrect (like nostr and secret, get it? π)
Planted a seed in Her garden and got pretty messy during that π
Ok, it wasn't exactly a seed, more like a full-blown flower... donated by her sister... and it was an actual garden outside, not...you know, other kinds of gardens, but still, #itsthethoughtthatcounts
I should take into consideration some non-dick shapes.
https://cdn.azzamo.net/c7eb1bd2031ba259be531d120150d0a829e49891f51f85c9f89d1dfe15cb94eb.mp4
#nsfw
What about some remote controlled toys, like lovesense makes, granted lovesense make top tier in quality and price, but they are cheaper alternatives I believe
It lags a little from Amethyst, having no problem from nostrudel, will see if it is a persistent issue :)
A second option would be this. I don't know if it's a good option for a main dildo but I'll have to find out somehow.
https://cdn.azzamo.net/69a840f04e9dc5da740526d307fbfd4de8fb46ad5879f375fb1acaddf9961106.mp4
#nsfw
Versatile! You can get one that's "normal" at beginning and have knots after some length. But you have mentioned you have rather shy cervix, so better keep that length down π€
And most economic option too...
Ok, pervs, I'm looking for a new sex toy. A few days ago I decided that the shit I have is too old, so I dropped it in the garbage. In the next few days, a new one will find its home in my nightstand, so today I'll post various types of dildos in action. Inputs are welcome.
The first one is the classic.
https://cdn.azzamo.net/191e52c12a2410de94bb896dc7c8048ca90cd47859946881f61d8293b9e43952.mp4
#nsfw
I mean, it's classic for a reason Β―β \β _β (β γβ )β _β /β Β―
Morning idea for manga/romcom. Gal that is romantically pursued by a boy somehow tells him before he could ask her to marry him he would first have to get pegged by her five friends (one of which is as vanilla as one can get). Why? Maybe it was akin to saying 'when will hell freeze,' maybe she really doesn't like him and wanted him to fuck off and he realizes that during pursuing her friends, maybe it's some occult thing and ancient curse, maybe she thought that he would never grow on her but now she started believing it too but since she is a princess in disguise subscribed to an honorary code never to break a promise she now must help him chase the whole gang down. Could run for a season... or four. #sixseasonsandamovie
I need to build a little atypical shelf. Oh, ancient dilemma: do I buy good specialized tools for things I need, that I will probably only use once, but the result will be a lot better (hopefully), or do I wing it and then spend the rest of eternity wondering why the fuck didn't I splurge for good tools (but it works and it's waaay cheaper and quicker too). #dillema #diy
It seems that tonight I have a sauna date. πππ I'm not even a sauna fan, but talking to nostr:nprofile1qqs95fs6vyc3j3kexf4v25veuj2z4cx3zyyxkhpp4zzhq57y9675fqqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnp0faxzmt09ehx2ap0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7x0els5 a few days ago, I realised that here the tradition is to go naked in the sauna and, all of a sudden, I found out that I'm an exhibitionist. I'm killing the gym for too long and I want to be a goddess for a day. Now I don't know what to expect but if it's only the 2 of us in there, I want to grab his dick. Just feel it for a bit and that's it. At least that's what makes me wet lately. π Normally, I should have returned home today, so I had to pay from my pocket for an extra night at the hotel. Probably this is my sign that I have turned into an old pervert, by paying β¬115 for the hope that I'll grab some younger guy's dick. π€£π€£π€£ I will at least stare for all that money. But I'm hoping for more. Should I touch myself for a bit?
#nsfw
So, how was the hunt?
So I listen to a broad spectrum of music, most of it quite niche I admit. One of them is a synthwave project Futurecop, that just released a new album that fills one with faux nostalgia for times that haven't actually transpired. Also synthwave/retrowave have strong cyberpunk/VCR era/simpler times/anime Japan vibes, which together with a posts from nostr:npub19v2wlfdsrvcdhjlvk2ur2wgyc30ult76flhyzaatew5n432a6ahs6ptsgt and a little bit of alcohol revives my plans to do some idle game of running a brothel inspired by Nakagin Capsule Tower. #drunkstr
Futurecop: https://newretrowave.bandcamp.com/album/wind-town-flowers
So did you get punishment or reward for keeping correct attire? π
If I were your queen, I would make it illegal for men to jerk off without a woman being present! π
https://cdn.azzamo.net/d70f6e902d7a52c5ffe76db07bccdece90b76fb1f6857b59785a57b30d82d31c.mp4
#nsfw
Some reactions were lovely, some were like "is it worth the money"? π
There is simply something exciting about having kinky undergarments while only you and your partner know about it. #SharingSecretsToMoreIntenseIntimateExperience
https://cdn.azzamo.net/56a6324633a98c8929aa4fdf7122f9d607ea742e414dc4a78a84266e94df4109.webp
Dang it, must have left it in another pair of pants π³
Although there was once a site for amateurs that had tips for places both easily accessible and still remote enough that no random encounter was to be expected. Some of them with a view of the railroad. In the same note, I have read a blog post by some femsub that wrote about having been ordered to flash some specific train anywhere on its route (given that the master was someone from the internet), minimizing risk for her while still being almost at his hand... So many options... π
If there would be way to charge up the account and then pay, ok, but way - paiting and THEN paying - feels like ordering wrong thing I didn't want to. Tried to paint bigger thing twice and this was effectively roadblock for me.
Anyone in need of a hug? π
https://cdn.azzamo.net/57347237fc3041e45c7441ee29cb1242592f059c8f482db59e75dca626bdd70a.mp4
#nsfw
Is there a signup sheet or....? π
Well, you can paint, but not erase. Give me
Does your client support https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/36.md ? Both Nostrudel and amethyst uses it for tagging nsfw content. I don't know how good is support elsewhere.
I saw tiny moss balls in the first picture and though, whoa I need to get these π€© Imagine my disappointment when they turned out to be ordinary peas π #shouldgetmoresleep
I swear these damned packets all look the same! It's a conspiracy, if I see one.

Monday
donβt forget to stretch
https://blossom.primal.net/7530b51c3e47c70138bc2917858648a416e5b74fde2a8f5f0b545c56c5f908b1.mov
Love the music π€©
But...but I don't have tentacle that long π³π
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