Channels that don't randomly force close or get disabled in a stuck htlc
Do u have boobs? AI doesn't
I hear terrorists prefer cold card, what have you done to prevent them from storing illegal funds?
Samurai crew probably disagrees
And if neither work, you can always become a stripper!
Deepfuckingvalue posted a tweet, surely that makes gme 50% more valuable
This is incorrect. 66% of your gain is taxed at your marginal rate.
The Canadian tax rate is lower than USA, even after this change
I can't make a query such as pull all sommsffeld notes and order them by zaps, I can only query 500 of your notes basically at random and get no associated notes (ie other events that react to your notes) - it's too dumb
I earned more on Nostr over a two week period for the second time this year.
You might be thinking - “oh it’s because you’ve spent more time on Nostr.”
sadly not. It’s because nostr:npub1pktmatjk0l8vn3jhfuwxaasjd65kn4ye9sce3egup7k993f8fg2q5tpxa6 sent me a FAT ZAP 🤣 🏆
Thanks mate! 💜
I’ll keep trucking 🫡

Big baller raking it in with one post a day
It's written in JavaScript, the fastest and most stable language ever!
relays need to be slightly smarter, at a minimum be able to sort notes when you query them imo!
Three ways to make money in Bitcoin:
Sell bitcoin in a KYC exchange
Sell conference tickets
Sell books
If even people on nostr don't have self custody lightning wallets, there is a 0% chance it's going to work for regular folks
There are so many ways to look at the world, it is wild to see our opposites
I am so jealous of all these aurora shots! I really hope I see them tonight
Continued growth of centralized services because 99.999999% of people will never be censored or deplatformed, and prefer systems that are heavily moderated


