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Mallard Beakman
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

Coworker: How tall are you?

Me: 6'7".

Coworker: 6'7"! I wish my husband were that tall.

Me: How tall is your husband?

Coworker: 6'3".

Me: Ma'am. Don't get greedy.

Chuck knows you didn't buy the dip. #catsofnostr

I hope they find him and kill him ASAP because I'm a block away lmao

I'd like to own a house but I don't really want to be a debt slave for 30 years

Got a court to grant a motion to stay a stupid patent troll's case until its patents get shredded at the USPTO. Feels good.

MINE 👏 FASTER 👏

What's happening in Brazil makes me sad. I had high hopes for them at one time.

If you give a game a poor review for shoving a woke story line down your throat, @metacritic will censor your review. https://reclaimthenet.org/metacritic-announces-stricter-censorship-horizon-burning-shores

I took a niacin tablet 15 minutes ago and my skin is ON FIRE. Holy fuck. Is this a hot flash? Is THIS what menopause is like?!

I'd be curious to see a technical comparison of Bluesky and Nostr. Which decentralized social media protocol is more likely to succeed and why?

(1) The heavy focus on Bitcoin might scare people off.

(2) Bluesky is getting a lot more attention in the mainstream media and could potentially overtake Nostr.

The future is crystal clear if you take the time to look.

It's @jack 's decentralized Twitter alternative.

Why don't any of them mention Nostr?

Working on a Saturday isn't my favorite, but it will get me closer to my bitcoin stacking goals.