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Mallard Beakman
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

The strategic reserve is a psyop to distract the community from activating CTV

I know I should stay humble, but I feel like a fucking genius.

You tell us 👀

"Monero is a very good privacy complement to Bitcoin" -Nick Szabo

"I looked at all the other major cryptocurrencies that had adjustable blocksizes and the only one that I thought that didn't completely suck was Monero" -Jameson Lopp

"Maybe you need a Monero" -Michael Saylor

"For really strong privacy, Monero is much better" -Andreas Antonopoulos

"There's a lot of advantages to using Monero" -Matt Odell

"Monero is the only goddamn currency that's used!" -John McAfee

"Monero will be a champion in that space and we'll have a Bitcoin-Monero duopoly" -Max Keiser

"All fiat systems and all tokens outside of Bitcoin and monero (to my knowledge) have middlemen you cannot get rid of" -Adam Curry

"I would say Monero is not a shitcoin. I think it's a very innovative and new research project that works." -Max Hillbrand

"Monero; Just use it. Objectively it's better than Bitcoin [for privacy]...it's obvious" -Amir Taaki

"Monero is closer to our hearts than whatever Bitcoin is turning into today" -Samourai Wallet

"Bitcoin is the reserve currency. Hold it. Privacy coins are transactional privacy. Use them...Monero" -Balaji

"99% of cryptocurrencies are complete and total garbage, but even among the upper echeleon of real ones, Monero is in the top percentile, so it deserves our respect" -Paul Sztorc

"Surprising number of Monero lovers on #Nostr. It’s the only altcoin that I consider has a community of actual cypherpunks with similarly aligned values as bitcoin." -Guy Swann

"Monero has always been the altcoin outlier for me, never a shitcoin because I have a valid use for it that I can't achieve with #bitcoin." -Peter McCormack

"I have an issue when Bitcoiners get so closed-minded and says Moneros a shitcoin. No it's not. There's some brilliant people there and there's a lot to learn...I'm a fan of Monero." -Nicholas Gregory of Mercury Layer

"Cashu isn't an alternative to Monero. Monero is cool." -Calle

"To me Monero is the litmus test in Bitcoin...Monero is such a good money just technically" -Ragnar Lifthrasir of Guns N Bitcoin

"There are altcoins out there that have interesting ideas, but they are very very rare...if a couple altcoins exist, like Monero, where they actually have an interesting idea and a different model that's fine." -Peter Todd

"Monero is doing the job that gave btc its start." -Ray Youssef

Nice compilation

All mining companies should be vigorously donating to Samourai's defense fund. This case could be the vehicle to attack bitcoin.

If Samourai is an "unlicensed money transmitting business," then so are miners. The same holds for Lightning infrastructure businesses.

I don't understand why more in the ecosystem haven't spoken up for Samourai.

If CoinJoin coordinators are unlicensed money transmitting businesses, then guess what? So are miners.

Three CoinJoins in the next block. Hope isn't dead.

I really miss Whirlpool

The Biden/Harris administration tried to forcibly inoculate 84 million Americans who worked at companies with 100+ employees. Get the shot, get tested WEEKLY, or get fired.

I didn't forget.

If you truly believe in "my body, my choice," then you WON'T vote for Kamala Harris.

I've been confusing kefir and kief this whole time

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Me checking the price at $58k again

Prediction: The DoJ will pursue bitcoin miners for unlawfully operating "unlicensed money transmitting businesses" in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1960(a).

If custody or control is not required for liability, then miners are next on the chopping block.

You heard it here first :)

The Biden administration has mandated that starting in 2028 light bulbs must achieve 120 lumens per watt (up from 45 today).

Soft white and multicolored LEDs may not be able to meet the new standard.

Thank you for testing! I'll try Aqua. Sadly can't use WoS in the United States

I don't have a Lightning address since Phoenix left. I took it off my profile. So I have no idea how this is possible or where these sats are going...

Whenever I have to work on weekends, I remind myself that at least I don't have to landscape outside when it's 95 degrees. I have no idea how those people do it.

He doesn't even know about taxes