When your grandchildren realize the sats you gave away on nostr could have bought them an island on Mars

Congratulations #[15]

I will follow you for free if you take the eth and spx off your profile

🧡

#[0] you need to add a link to your profile picture, and then set up your NIP-05 to point to programmingbitcoin.com or whatever site you have access to.

Here is how to set up NIP-05 with your own domain:

NIP-05 verification for free with your own domain (Damus):

Convert your public key to hex on damus.io/key

In your files, you should have a folder called:

/.well-known

Create a file and name it:

nostr.json

In the file, type:

{

"names":

{

"your_username":"your_public_key"

}

}

Then go to a file called:

.htaccess

and put this at the top:

Header set Access-Control-Allow-Origin "*"

Header set Access-Control-Allow-Headers "*"

Header set Access-Control-Allow-Methods "GET"

In your Damus profile settings, there is a section called NIP-05 Indentifier. Type:

your_username@your_domain.extension (ex. btcapsule@btcapsule.com).

That’s it! Now you will have a nice checkmark next to your name.

Surely this will die off soon. I’m not going to buy a Bitcoin NFT, so as long as the majority of BTC holders refuse to partake, it should become unprofitable and irrelevant.

You are the next Barbara Walters

Now that Damus is in the App Store, jb55 should let us TestFlight users tear shit up 😂

You are now an official nostr journalist

💜

Nostr-Damus has predicted we will win

Nostr is not web3 because nostr has accomplished something web3 can never do.

Decentralization.

Congratulations #[2]

Larry is old and slow. Larry+ is the future.

🤣 it’s been a fun day

This just started. Will is trying to add Damus to the App Store, so I’m assuming Elon Musk is trying to sabotage it. Or maybe it’s the government. I’m sure politicians have a lot of pictures like this stored somewhere.

Hello Lyn. You are now officially a Nostrich

#[2] You have been blocked and unblocked. Now I don’t see you in my notifications. I hope I didn’t break something 🤣

A wise man once said:

#[4]

It’s amazing to see hundreds of likes on nostr. I remember when 5 likes meant your post was viral.

💯

Larva lollipop and a bag of spicy crickets. You can get them with chocolate?!?!?

I once ate crickets from a candy store. It was a dare, and if I realized this is exactly what the WEF wanted me to do, I would have refused 😂

David played it, and it pleased the Lord

Oops, I may have forgot the “stay humble” part this morning 🤣

#[2]

Happy one month!

I was trying to share my first note, but I guess I was using the hex and it didn’t work. Here is the real celebration lol

#[3]

Gm

Good morning

Bitcoin isn’t money 🤫 The IRS is listening

I’m getting a PS5 on the 18th. Well my son is, but I’m the parent so I decide who plays

This is true. I think just putting the link around parentheses also works, and doesn’t hide anything.

(https://btcapsule.com)