I invested in Bitcoin once. Now my bank account's so decentralized, even I can't find it

Rodney Dangerfield on Bitcoin

"I tell ya, Bitcoin's like my love life – always on the rise when you least expect it! I bought some Bitcoin the other day, and now my wallet's so fat, it's got more zeroes than my bank account after a night out in Vegas! But you know me, I can't catch a break. Even with all that digital dough, I still can't get no respect. People say, 'Hey Rodney, you're rolling in Bitcoin now!' Yeah, well, I'm still waiting for it to buy me some respect! Hey, at least with Bitcoin, I can finally afford to tip my hat to myself!"

buying at $69k for the lolz

good for you dood

whatcha growing? 👀

leatherbound hardback, sewn binding 🥵😩

grow frens grow 💪

lol this is insane and awesome

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love me some wood 🤙

good night nostr ❤️ here is a meme

coinbase/brian armstrong are so consistently disappointing

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that’s gunna be a no for me dog

what a flex

bitcoin of the pool 🐋

ain't touchin my corn 🙅‍♀️🌽

so good

resist the carnitas amigo ✊😂

schtake and baked potato here 🥩

gottt damnnn

looks good amigo, you cook it yourself?