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Keep calm and stack Sats. Bitcoin only. Don't trust (even me), verify. This is the way. Schadenfreude commentator. Meme apprentice with no guild affiliation.

I can't think of a better place for my Nostr Zaps to go.

If you've got spare sats, please consider even a small amount.

Breedlove and his tramp don't deserve to do this to the mother of his child. If you want to verify the Geyser Fund, her BT profile is RaisingLove21 where she shared it.

Together, we can help Janet get justice.

https://geyser.fund/project/defendprivacyrevengepornlegalfund?mtm_campaign=project-share&mtm_keyword=defendprivacyrevengepornlegalfund&mtm_source=visitor&mtm_medium=geyser&mtm_content=project-title

I haven't even started my new job yet, and the employee has already purchased a minor league game ticket to enjoy a midweek game with coworkers during the day.

I'm not a big sportsball fan, but that's a nice touch.

It's been a few months now.

Still REALLY loving the Bitcoin meet-up scene. 🧡

A man walks into a bar.

Sees a sign: "Cheese sandwiches $2. Hand jobs $10."

He walks up to the counter to ask the pretty bartender, "excuse me, miss? Do you give the hand jobs?"

She responds with a smile, "Why yes I do!"

"Fantastic!" he replies.

"Wash those hands and make me a cheese sandwich please."

No idea. 🤷

Made it up on the spot.

Seemed to fit. Sort of like a testnet for shitposters?

That particular hill is 240' of incline over 0.9 miles. Angle of elevation is 26.7°

I have two other routes, all about 3.5-4.5 miles.

It's uphill any routes, the others are more forgiving. This one is just the most direct.

Considering an ebike for occasional commuting to my new job.

One of the routes I could take home has a 45%+ grade hill.

Any ebike advice for my research? Pros/cons/warnings/brands/etc.

(Obviously, I'll want good torque.)

There are 41 currencies where a single Satoshi (1 hundred millionth of a Bitcoin) is worth more than their base units (think cents in USD)

If Bitcoin could be divided by 8 billion people, a mere $157 buys your "fair share." You don't have to own a whole Bitcoin. You have to get off zero.

Shitcoins in one image.

There are less than 5.7 Microstrategy's-worth of Bitcoin left to mine over the next ~116 years.

I has paper wallet still.

No coke.

I'm okay with that.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to my friends that wouldn't listen about NFTs and "Digital real estate."

They strangely went silent. 🤔

One of the most nefarious things about DedBird:

In order to be seen, you have to pay for the checkmark these days...

... BUT even people paying as much as $25/month are still reporting decreased visibility and engagement...

... Worst of all, when you pay to 'verify' you're paying for the privilege of EXTRA KYC.

This is why we Nostr. 💜

If I owned a video store (and that was still a thing) the Fast and the Furious movies would go on the discount shelf.

Hmm. Somewhat amicable.

I don't WANT to crush his business by leaving, but might be the last straw.

My wife likes what ChatGPT wrote BECAUSE it seems impersonal and canned.

Even with two weeks + a couple days it will probably crush his business.

I wore WAY too many hats.

Thanks man.

In this job market it feels like a hard-earned win.

Two interviews and a written evaluation.

Small bump in pay and full hours I've been lacking.