Pump the token you printed from thin air with only a billion of derivative open interest; create tens of billions of value.

It's relatively easy too, you have proprietary info on the only liquid spot and derivatives market it trades on at the time. Futures collateralized with stablecoins and the token itself, pump it.

+4,000% in one year. $100+ billion in market cap. Your share, a mirage worth nearly $50b, materializes a mere four years after the ICO. A treasure and a trap, you enable your users to collateralize against it. Encourage this, and of course encourage them to also keep buying, this thing won't simply just support itself.

How do you capitalize? Well, first off, do NOT sell anything, that'd be too risky, as there are no natural buyers in size, you are the market. Instead, think of other ways to leverage your near immortal levels of newfound wealth, where you won't damage the exchange rate. Your own platform enables this, of course.

Access to billions of dollars of fiat flows, an international banking network, and a stablecoin issued in your name—which you even manage to rehypothecate by the billion—gives you plenty of tools at your disposal.

Your biggest competitor, who attempted to mirror your model, goes down in flames, their bluff called, with the world watching. A win at first, you shortly realize the move backfires. Regulators start circling, a precedent has been set.

Fiat rails and banking relationships get cut. Your stablecoin is ordered to wind down, and jurisdiction by jurisdiction your platform is ordered to cease. Volatility and volumes dwindle, further thinning the air.

Depleted of fiat, with most of your wealth tied to a 'Hotel California' asset that you can never sell hanging above multi-year support, you do and say anything to keep the confidence game alive.

jiu jitsu is revenge of the nerds

many very fit men think they can inherently fight & defend themselves, but when they do come to the gym they are flattened & humbled. See this on a weekly basis with shredded athletic newcomers and the look is always priceless.

everyone should try it to expand their reality

social media apps, while important, will end up being the most boring parts of nostr.

what’s your username?

took my first (non-farming) job at a pizza restaurant, back of house, for $4 per hour, under the table, no tips.

that was the correct price for my unskilled labor at the time. because that restaurant owner took a risk to bring me on underaged & far below minimum wage, I was fortunate enough to get my first real work experience & learn discipline, responsibility, punctuality, food service, and many invaluable social lessons early on.

by raising minimum wages in perpetuity states are just pricing out all labor participants whose work is actually valued at less than the state mandated rate on a free market. raising minum wage doesn’t magically allow an employer to afford now more expensive though less productive workers.

value yourself fairly & work hard at learning salable skills & growing & even with inflation & insane taxes you will be able to find productive work in this country & get a leg up.

One of the best things you can do as an employer today is offer to pay people in #Bitcoin. As an employee you should be asking for this or using direct deposit tools like strike to receive & save a percentage of your paycheck in #Bitcoin.

there are plenty without internet access who deserve BTC, we have to spread adoption to onboard those who are ready for it

3.5k sats per dollar is mad cheap

the cope of those who knew but chose not to even try #Bitcoin will be unreal

I unironically believe bitcoin is designed to pump forever.

scarce, fixed, amount of bitcoin

the record of which cannot be changed

infinite humans

the math seems pretty straight forward

too many useless arguments online with people acting in bad faith for engagement

focus on supporting, building, and using tools in the real world, help your neighbors, build strong local communities 🫡

I think we can make bitcoin park sustainable but doubt we will ever recover the bitcoin spent to make it a reality.

Still worth it.

what is missing from your #nostr experience?

🧠🤝🧠nostr:note1nlwz399alcnd0mh0y6a2llsmrrypeks8fmac37cfymwaw3m2ly2svuwm8s

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