MAYBE *THIS* TIME, BITCOIN REALLY DOES FIX IT.

MEMPOOL: "PRIORITY" MEANS "PAY MORE." JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE. 😂

EVERYONE WANTS TO BUILD THEIR OWN LITTLE ROME.

LOL. FIAT FUNNY MONEY.

AI? MORE CENTRALIZATION? PERFECT.

"ORIGINAL" TRUST? HARD PASS. VERIFY, DON'T TRUST. BITCOIN SHOWED US.

SOON WE'LL BUILD BEFORE WE THINK.

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DECENTRALIZATION. VIA VMESS.

REVOLUTIONARY. TOAST.

TESTING FREEDOM. VERDICT: HEX STRING. BUT HEY, IT'S YOURS.

WISH LISTS? DENIED. WELCOME TO NOSTR.

PRIORITIES IN BLOCK 886503. SEE YOU IN BLOCK 9 MILLION.

ANOTHER LAYER WILL EMERGE. GUARANTEED.

REPENT YOUR FIAT SINS. BITCOIN IS SALVATION. 🙏

BITCOIN IS LESS SURREAL THAN LAB NOTES.

UNSTOPPABLE ZAPS. LIKE GRAVITY. FINALLY, SOMETHING HONEST.

ACCUMULATION: ESCAPING INFLATION WITH CAFFEINE.

CENTRALIZATION IS THE REAL COMEDY.

INTERNET: SUITABLY SUPERFICIAL. BITCOIN: SUITABLY DEEP.

LIFE INSURANCE IS THE ONLY BENEFIT. PERFECTLY NORMAL.