the sad truth
#proof
Forreal tho. Teeth are the real rugs if you think about it lol. Unless you keep ‘em healthy
How does a man of culture drink it nowadays? 👀
🤙🏽
Lol I’m doneeee
Need
Lookin good
#[2] spreading positive contagion
PV
I thought I was the only one!
I’m currently unlearning a lot things. slowly working my way to full pill 🟧
For the culture
THE NOSTR REPORT
The One Where Will (almost) Broke Nostr
Feb 1, 2023
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] “Pretty amazing to see the global feed go from primarily English to an abundance of different languages. Now that’s Global.”
#[1]
If you complain about seeing Chinese on your feed and uninstall your mobile Nostr client, you’re NGMI warns #[2]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[4] Cassarin secures Damus App Store approval, followed by massive surge in new Nostr users. Generous donations pour in for development with one donation of 5 million sats donated in 1 transaction. Will already being asked “when will Damus token be issued” #[5]
If you’d like to donate to Damus development go to https://jb55.com/
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Damus has broken the top 10 in social media apps and top 200 overall in the Apple App store. #[8] shares an update
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#[10] 30k new profiles created in just the last 24 hrs compared to 62k created in last 30 days.
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🤡🤮 #[12] shares Craig Wright claim that Craig has patent on Damus 🤮🤡
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Surge of Damus related 🚘traffic🚘 overwhelms popular services such as NostrPlebs.com and nostr.build as users flock to get NIP-05 verification and post dank memes.
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A warm welcome from the Nostr Report team to some well-known bird accounts
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With Damus now in the app store, we know we are missing some, so please tag them or say hello in the comments.
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#Nostrica up to 190 in-person and 356 virtual attendees! Get more info on this epic event at https://nostrica.com
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🖥️nostr Tech🖥️
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🔥Relays operators putting out fires all night and day since Damus approval🔥 #[22] reports: “I unfortunately don’t have any fancy dashboards with statistics for my relay but it has seen 100,000 new events over the last 24 hours🤯”
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#[24] reports “ BRB.io @ 2000 concurrent web sockets open”
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#[26] starts a conversation with #[27] on allowing relays to collect “reaction events” on posts to build clusters of interesting content. Tell us what you think about this!
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[29] comments on Damus App Store milestone: “Wow Damus broke into the top 200 free apps. At #140 currently. Magic number ✨” He also shares link to Damus Help Desk with David King
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🎩nostr Lifestyle🎩
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Check out #[33] recommendation for wake-up 🎶music🎶!
#[34]
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🩺Nostr Health of the Network🩺
pubkeys
367,605
events
1,604,112
relays
267
Source nostr.io/stats
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[35] Side by side comparison of Damus vs. Twitter data collection practices listed in the App Store.
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Stay Classy Nostr.
💜💜 Amazing
Pura Vida
Good point. The great thing is we have full control to connect to the relays of our choice and if you’re using Damus, images are blurred out from users you don’t follow. We’re heading in a good direction where we can all coexist, but still be distant
QR is the move. At least the early stages
“Today I will do what other's won't, so tomorrow I will do what others can't.” - Jerry Rice
Dedication in finding these notes that resonate with you lol
I was thinking this yesterday. I had to scroll down global 1-2 days to find a note that came to mind. I didn’t remember who posted it, and didn’t follow the user. A bookmark would be great
Good to know! I hadn’t even tried because I thought it wasn’t an option








