You’re called in, trusted, to clutch the game. Your team puts it all in your hands trusting you to get the job done. Bases loaded. Bottom of the 10th. 2 outs.

Nestor: I’m gonna float him a fastball down the dick of the plate

Fucking idiot. Banish him to New Jersey immediately.

I was born with a Bloomberg terminal in one hand and an iPad playing YouTube videos on the other, so no not really 😕

How tf do you add an Umbrel relay to Primal? I’m inputting the relay url and nothings happening when I hit enter. Pls help

Best TA you’ll ever see right here

Up Only.

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Respect

The same thing that I respect 🫡

You can run a relay through Umbrel?

Tbh I didn’t really know was Nostr was I just saw that the improvement protocols were NIP xyz and I was like nipples? Where? No way it’s really nipples lemme go check this out and then they told me it was in fact NOT a nipple centered social media platform

plantrespecter?

Economy is in such shambles that even the job of President of the United States is being outsourced to an Indian

Had never heard it and so for the longest time I thought R Kelly's "trapped in the closet" song was about the trials and tribulations of the LGBTs

Does nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx yell every word he says in person too or

I’ll be your diddy (respectfully)

You look like you’re very respectful to waiters while making a wild number of requests

is it telling you to slap fat people on the tummy and run away yelling “catch me if you can”

Hold your keys this, stack sats that, I deposited into FTX and Celsius because I’m into financial domination

nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft rn watching people use their nutsacks to send money

And now learned I can’t delete posts off nostr. Can’t wait to see some ambien induced ragret posts from boomers in the future

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