When did my purple bro sleep last?

Is he fixing to go on a purple rage?

And your phone is *millions of times* more powerful than the computer that took Apollo 8 to the moon and back.

Microsoft is not sending their best people to work on vcpkg folks.

I can’t be too mean - there isn’t a dep manager for C++ that isn’t ass.

Weird how things were both better and worse back then eh? 🤣

Yes sir. The crazy thing is, the smaller they got, the more they held.

You could really see the progress in a very tangible way. It was an exciting time. You would’ve enjoyed it.

Remember storing programs on tape? 🙃

A few stages of evolution. The left two were actually flexible, while the 3.5” was rigid.

Those aren’t even the floppy ones. Those are the new ones.

All of them.

Yeah, basically the same here.

🤣

That’s some good stuff.

I agree. Look at what’s happening in the trades.

1. Only ever loves one woman.

2. Sees platoon scattered about trying to find friend, just carries them out like they’re groceries while getting shot at.

3. Meets the president and is so unimpressed his favorite part is Dr Pepper.

4. Starts dead friend’s business and makes it insanely popular.

5. Raises son by himself.

Seriously based.

Oh no… she said “nothing?”

RIP. 🪦

Forest Gump is a fucking Apex male man.

What did you do doggo?

But I know what love is…

Then I would (respectfully) call her a bad bitch. My wife is a bad bitch too. And loves to demonstrate it occasionally 🤣

I mean, what’s wrong with the idea that both partners should be strong? I want a strong, healthy, intelligent wife.

I also want her to be safe, fed, provided with everything she needs to fulfill her potential at whatever she decides to do…

These things are not in conflict.

Strong men need strong women need strong men.

I would love to see someone get past the brown belt and .38 special to subjugate my wife. 🤣

Sure af ain’t gonna be me tryin it.