Nostr

If I stand in the middle of the road, with my eyes covered, and no car hits me, that means there are no cars right?

😂😂

Sounds like you work for the government tbh. 🤣

Just my luck. 🤣

#memes

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Onyx👸🏻

Wanna get frisky, or silly?

1 or 2 😂🙈🙊😛

Two different sides of the same Onyx. Love both.

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bot

Damus is still super broken.

Long time no see.

#education is #freedom

GN Nostr.

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Close….not quite though 😂

She was close but then she artichoked.

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I was wondering when your turnip.

*you’d

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Lettuce remember why we are all here!

I was wondering when your turnip.

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Now you’ve lost me completely!

Nah I know where you are. We keep you under china.

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

Please don’t bring up any more fruits or vegetables.

He didn’t name names.

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Ginger whiskers

*shivers*

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Have you head of a ‘Brazilian’ and I don’t mean the culture?

Yeah it comes after billions.

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Accurate

🤣

I love you. ❤️

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Is this a ‘guy’ thing? I’m not getting it 🤔

You said you have no whiskers.

Cats are also known as?

You have a?

Your cat has no whiskers.

Yes, this is how our brains work.

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That’s it….ive hit my quota…..

Lmfao 🤣

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What freaking whiskers? I don’t have any!

Interesting. 🤔

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Butthead you are!

Beetlejuice…

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😂

My wife’s gonna feed this one right into kindergarten! It’s hilarious and lovely……kid just rocks up, pops the top, suckles and tweaks. Pros.

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

Bruh…listen. It’s all of those things, but I swear that the carving of her face is headbutting me too.